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10 Politically Incorrect Truths About People

Heidi Montag breasts boobs tits tittiesHuman behavior is based on experiences, environments, evolution and, above all, sex.

According to psychologists Alan Miller and Satoshi Kanazawa, these instincts are not politically correct.

The pair say men are classically conditioned to love busty blondes, beautiful people are more likely to have daughters, and they explain why most suicide bombers are Muslim.

Psychology Today put together a fascinating read on ten of these findings, adapted from Miller and Kanazawa's 2007 book, Why Beautiful People Have More Daughters. We scoured the essay and extracted the best facts for you here.

Men prefer blue-eyed, busty blondes.

Long blonde hair, blue eyes, a slender figure, and big breasts really are the winning combination, psychologists say. All are symbols of youth and thus, fertility. More

Former Sheriff of the Year in prison named after him

Former Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick SullivanFormer Arapahoe County Sheriff Patrick Sullivan appeared briefly in court Wednesday, where Arapahoe County chief judge William Sylvester upped Sullivan's bond from $250,000 to $500,000 and set formal filing of charges for Monday.

He was then taken back to the Patrick J. Sullivan, Jr. Detention Facility.

The current county sheriff, Grayson Robinson, said Sullivan is facing felony charges for allegedly using and distributing methamphetamine to men in exchange for sex, after police captured video and audio footage of the former sheriff negotiating deals with confidential informants.

After witnessing Sullivan hand drugs to an informant Tuesday, investigators arrested the former sheriff without incident. More

Man accused of boosting butts with cement

worship the booty

A Florida man was arrested after police said he posed as a doctor and injected a substance containing cement, a tire sealant and other substances into a woman's buttocks.

In May, a woman who wanted buttock injections to enhance her appearance went to the suspect's Miami Gardens, Fla., home for the procedure, police said.

"They agree on a price of $700 for him to enhance her buttocks," Miami Gardens police Sgt. Bill Bamford told Miami TV station WPLG.

Police said Oneal Ron Morris, 30, who police say was born a man but identifies as a woman, injected a substance consisting of cement, Fix-A-Flat, mineral oil and superglue into the woman's buttocks and then sealed the incision with superglue. More

Missing tourist 'feared eaten by cannibals'

a missing German yachtsman was "hacked to pieces and burned" by cannibalsAsh remains, believed to be those of 40-year-old Hamburg man Stefan Ramin, have been found in a valley in Nuku Hiva, the largest of the Marquesas Islands in French Polynesia.

Radio New Zealand International reports tests will be undertaken on the ash, which police found at a fire site after they went to search for Mr Ramin and local guide Henri Haiti.

The tour guide is believed to have taken Mr Ramin on a hunting trip last weekend before he allegedly lured his wife into a remote area and tried to sexually assault her. Mrs Ramin told police the tour guide tied her to a tree, but she escaped and notified authorities. More

Slain men were lured to Noble County by Craigslist ad

craiglist crime killing mayhemCALDWELL, Ohio — He lay in the woods for seven hours, with an elbow shattered by an assailant’s bullet.

Lost, covered in his own blood and unsure if the men who hunted him were still nearby, a man from South Carolina hid in the forested hills outside Caldwell until after dark on Nov. 6. Deciding it was safe, he then made a painful 2-mile journey to the nearest farmhouse to call for help.

Investigators say he was the lucky one. On Tuesday, they found the body of a man buried in a shallow grave near the site where the other man was attacked.

By surviving his ordeal two weeks ago in Noble County, the victim, whose name authorities haven’t released, helped uncover an elaborate scheme by at least two men to lure people with the promise of work from across the country to Ohio. Authorities say the real plan was to rob and kill them.

Two suspects were taken into custody Wednesday after an investigation by a bevy of federal, state and county agencies. More

Woman's Skin Fuses To Vinyl Of Reclining Chair

he was honoring her wishes to be left to dieA suburban Kansas City woman was left sitting in a vinyl recliner for so long that her skin had fused to the chair and she had to be pried out to be taken to a hospital after suffering an apparent stroke, authorities said.

Carol F. Brown's adult son told a state official he had left his 74-year-old mother in the chair for five days without helping her get up to use the bathroom or bathe because he was honoring her wishesto die in her Independence home, according to court documents that described the woman as a "rotting corpse that was still breathing." Brown later died.

"It is an incredible story to me," Independence police spokesman Tom Gentry said Wednesday.

Police were contacted after Brown was taken to a hospital Oct. 27 and found to have a maggot infestation inside an open wound around her ankle, according to the court documents that said Brown's home was "filthy with a heavy smell of bodily fluids and feces."

Brown's son, James Owens, told an official with the Missouri Division of Senior and Disability Services that his mother had been in the chair since Oct. 23 and that he was honoring her wishes to be left to die, the documents said. More

3 Zimbabwe women charged with sex attacks on men

female rapists appear in courtHarare, Zimbabwe -- Police in Zimbabwe on Friday charged three women found in possession of 33 condoms containing semen with 17 counts of aggravated indecent assault in a case that may be a break in a string of sex attacks over the past two years by women targeting male hitchhikers.

Prosecutor Michael Reza told a court in Harare that the counts were for each of the 17 men who had positively identified the women as having sexually assaulted them in 2010 or 2011.

The women, all of them in their mid-20s, were arrested Sunday in Gweru, about 300 kilometers (186 miles) south of Harare, when their car was involved in an accident. Police found the condoms in the women's car. Police appealed to any other victims to inform police.

"Since Monday, 17 men came and positively identified the women as having raped them," said a police official in Harare who refused to be identified. "Most of the men said the women would offer a drink either laced with something to tranquilize them or were forced at gunpoint." More

Boy Posing As Girl On Facebook Extorts Sex

Anthony Stancl has a facebook sock puppet to get sexAn 18-year-old male student is accused of posing as a girl on Facebook, tricking at least 31 male classmates into sending him naked photos of themselves and then blackmailing some for sex acts. "The kind of manipulation that occurred here is really sinister in my estimation," Waukesha County District Attorney Brad Schimel said Wednesday. The students go to New Berlin Eisenhower High School in New Berlin, which is in Waukesha County about 15 miles west of Milwaukee.

Anthony Stancl, of New Berlin, was charged Wednesday with five counts of child enticement, two counts of second-degree sexual assault of a child, two counts of third-degree sexual assault, possession of child pornography, repeated sexual assault of the same child and making a bomb threat. Stancl's attorney, Craig Kuhary, said Stancl plans to plead not guilty to the charges and hopes to reach a plea agreement with the district attorney "It's too early in the case for me to make a statement, other than the fact at some point we are going to go into events that had taken place earlier that might have had some impact on what he did here," he said. He wouldn't go into specifics.

The incidents allegedly happened from spring 2007 through November, when officers questioned Stancl about a bomb threat he allegedly sent to teachers and wrote about on a school's bathroom wall. It resulted in the closing of New Berlin Eisenhower Middle and High School. According to the criminal complaint, Stancl first contacted the students through the social networking site Facebook, pretending to be a girl named Kayla or Emily. More

9-Year-Old Girl Arrested After Her School Bus Tantrum Takes a Violent Turn

angry girl needs the short busThere's a ruffian in Florida who faces felony charges after she allegedly spit at a bus driver and threw a chair at the cops after she threatened to kill them.

She supposedly became very upset when she was told she wasn't allowed to eat candy on the bus and then could not be calmed down.

After she got off the bus, the police showed up and things went from bad to worse. The rowdy troublemaker started throwing asphalt at everyone, and when the cops asked her to calm down, she said, "Shut the f**k up! I will f**king kill you!" and threw an aluminum patio chair at them.

By the way, the culprit is 9 years old.

Her name hasn't been released, but the youngster is facing some serious charges including resisting arrest with violence, battery on a law enforcement officer, and throwing a deadly missile into an occupied vehicle (the asphalt). More

World's biggest sperm bank tells redheads: We don't want your semen

no spooge wanted from redheadsThe world's largest sperm bank is telling redheads to keep their semen. Demand for ginger-haired donors is so low that Cryos International says they needn't bother donating.

"There are too many redheads in relation to demand," Ole Schou, the director of Cryos, told the Danish newspaper, Ekstrabladet, according to London's Telegraph.

Men with scarlett manes sell "like hot cakes" in Ireland, Schou said, but that's about it.

"I do not think you choose a redhead, unless the partner - for example, the sterile male - has red hair, or because the lone woman has a preference for redheads," he said, the Telegraph reported. "And that's perhaps not so many, especially in the latter case." More

Toilet Seat or Father Got 11-Year-Old Girl Pregnant?

Toilet seat sperm defense fails again...Accusing a father of having sex with his daughter normally would fit into the outrageous category.

But not in the case of Perez, who shared a one bedroom Santa Ana rental house with his wife, three children and eight other people.

In 2008, Perez's 11-year-old daughter got pregnant, which prompted everyone--including a weepy Perez--to wonder aloud how on earth this could happen.

Perez even speculated that sperm resting on a toilet seat must have somehow entered his daughter's vagina because he was positive the girl had not had sex with anyone.

But DNA testings proved that Perez was 200,000 times more likely the father of his daughter's baby than any other male on the planet. More

Grocery worker: I gave out semen-tainted yogurt

creamy yogurtALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — A grocery store worker accused of handing out a semen-tainted yogurt sample at an Albuquerque market pleaded guilty Thursday.

Under terms of his plea agreement, Anthony Garcia admitted he tainted a sample of the yogurt he was handing out at Sunflower Market in January. He also admitted putting some of his semen on a plastic spoon that he placed with the yogurt.

Garcia then approached a female customer and offered her a sample.

Garcia, 32, pleaded guilty to charges of adulterating food and making false statements to federal investigators.

The woman told police that after tasting the sample, she spit on the floor several times and wiped her mouth on the garment she was wearing to get the taste out of her mouth. Investigators collected samples of the woman's spit from the floor and took the garment she was wearing as evidence. More

Bungling armed robber caught after returning to shop he tried to raid... to ask for his COAT back

stupid robber tricksNever return to the scene of a crime – unless you’re a contender for the world’s worst armed robber.

When gormless Anthony Gorman disturbed a meditating shop keeper, he was dragged around the store, had his gun, balaclava and hoodie-style jacket taken and was chased off empty handed.

But the 21-year-old returned minutes later to ‘politely’ beg for his favourite £200 coat back.

Don't mess with the meditation: Heroic Michael Singh asked armed robber Anthony Gorman if he was 'stupid' after he returned for his jacket.

Surprised shopkeeper Michael Singh simply turned to his attacker and asked: ‘Are you stupid?’ Mr Singh, who moments earlier had a gun pointed at his neck by Gorman, added: ‘No, you can't have it. Get out.’

It only gets worse for Gorman, who was nicknamed Spider. Without his disguise the shop keeper in Longsight, Manchester recognised him and he was arrested the same day. More

Female "Vampire" Busted In Bloody Biting Attack

Floridian, 22, chomped male victim, 69, on face, armA Florida woman who claimed to be a “vampire” last night attacked an elderly man, biting him on the face and arm and tearing away chunks of his skin, according to police.

Josephine Smith, 22, was arrested today and charged with felony aggravated battery on an elderly person. Smith, seen in the mug shot at right, was booked into the Pinellas County Jail, where she is being held in lieu of $50,000 bail.

“I’m a vampire, I am going to eat you,” Smith announced before allegedly attacking Milton Ellis, according to an arrest affidavit.

Ellis, 69, received stitches to close up wounds suffered during the assault, which occurred in front of a vacant Hooters in St. Petersburg. Cops says Ellis, who uses a motorized wheelchair, was asleep when Smith pounced on him, commenced biting, and announced that she was a vampire.

The bleeding Ellis escaped his attacker’s clutches and called 911 from a nearby gas station. More

Three-year-old girl killed by mom's boyfriend for not eating at dinner time

Edgar Algarin, 26, leaving his arraignment at Bronx Criminal Court for murderA Bronx man punched his girlfriend's 3-year-old daughter because the tot refused to eat her dinner, then played video games as the girl died a slow, painful death, authorities said yesterday.

Edgar Algarin, 26, sat impassively in Bronx Criminal Court as he was ordered held without bail at his arraignment on murder and manslaughter charges in the death of Enidaliz Ortiz. Enidaliz suffered massive internal injuries including a ruptured intestine and pancreas, torn bowel, broken rib and internal bleeding, authorities said.

The pony-tailed Algarin was baby-sitting Enidaliz and her brother on June 14 while their mother, Antonia Ortiz, was in Atlanta on a business trip.

"She was not eating her food, so I got up and hit her in the back," Algarin told cops, according to the criminal complaint.

"She started crying and I sent her to bed." For four days the girl complained of pain, but Algarin refused to take her to the hospital for fear of arrest, a prosecutor told the court. More

Police urge holster use after man shoots his own penis

better to holster your gun if it becomes dangerousAs Chandler residents Joshua Seto, 27, and his fiancée, Cara Christopher, walked over to a Fry's Food Store for refreshments, he tried securing her pink handgun in the front waistband of his pants.

The gun fired, striking Seto's penis and continuing through his left thigh. The bleeding started immediately and was heavy, according to police dispatch recordings released Sunday.

"He is still conscious, there is just a lot of blood," Christopher , 26, told 9-1-1 operators and dispatchers.

One operator told Christopher to apply direct pressure to the wound with a dry towel or T-shirt, but to avoid looking at the wound.

"I did look at it," Christopher said. "It's pretty bad." More

3,000 Pair of Panties Found Along Ohio Highway

we love panties!Deputy Sheriff Gary Hummel says what started as a bizarre scene in a Fairfield County, Ohio field grew and grew, into an even more unusual discovery. "I came up and looked for myself and after I got here I couldn't believe what I was seeing," he said.

Someone dropped all these drawers in not one or two, but 4 spots along Crawfis road in the county. Road crews and a neighbor discovered the first batch; 16 hundred pairs in all, some new, some used.

Deputy Hummel had the task of collecting the evidence. It took about two hours. He filled 10 giant garbage bags just at that location alone. By day's end Berne Township officials say 3,000 pairs of unmentionables were found lying along the road.

The case of the multiplying skivvies has everyone baffled. The panties look like they were dumped in bags from local discount and grocery stores, and were also taken out of the packaging. More

Children in care of Irish government ended up working in brothels

Ireland has been targeted by gangs due to the ease which children can escape careChildren have been going missing from State care and ending up working as sex slaves in brothels for at least three years, leaked US embassy cables reveal.

Health Service Executive (HSE) officials made the shocking admission during a private briefing of diplomats from the American Embassy in Dublin.

Details of the disclosure were contained in cables obtained by the Irish Independent through the whistle-blowing organisation WikiLeaks.

Cables reveal how foreign-born children who went missing from HSE care had been ending up in the sex trade as far back as 2008. The disclosure was made to US diplomats conducting research for an annual report on people trafficking in Ireland.

According to one cable, the HSE said some foreign children who went missing from care had been retraced to brothels, restaurants and private households where they may have been used as domestic slaves. More

Man's penis cut off, put through garbage disposal

booking photo of Catherine Kieu Becker. Becker was in custody Tuesday after authorities said she drugged her estranged husband, tied him to a bed, cut off his penis and put it through a garbage disposalA Southern California woman accused of cutting off her estranged husband's penis and putting it down a garbage disposal was charged Wednesday with torture in a case that has garnered international attention and could put her behind bars for life.

Catherine Kieu, 48, appeared briefly in Orange County Superior Court in a navy blue jail jumpsuit, hiding her face with her long, dark hair. She was appointed a public attorney to defend her and was denied bail.

The petite woman whose chains clanked as she shuffled into the caged area of the courtroom where inmates are held will return to court July 22 for her arraignment, which was continued on Wednesday, and a bail review hearing.

Kieu and her husband were still living together in a Garden Grove condo that he owned. He had filed for divorce in May, and they argued before the attack about friends staying at the condo, authorities said.

On Monday night, police say Kieu spiked a meal and served it to the victim. The 60-year-old man started to feel sick and went to lie down, then awoke tied to the bed as Kieu attacked him with a 10-inch kitchen knife, police said. She then put the penis down a garbage disposal, police said. More

Police: Texas man dumps 4-year-old son by highway

Carlos Rico threw his son out like garbageSWEETWATER, Texas — A father abandoned his 4-year-old son along a West Texas highway, and the injured boy spent several hours alone in the dark before a passing motorist picked him up, police said.

Carlos Rico, 22, stopped his car along a cactus-lined stretch of Interstate 20 near Sweetwater at about 3 a.m. Tuesday and "threw the boy out of the car like a bag of garbage," Sweetwater police Chief Jim Kelley told the Abilene Reporter-News on Tuesday.

The boy was picked up about three hours later by the local high school basketball coach and taken to a hospital, where doctors removed at least 500 cactus spines from the child's body, Kelley said. The boy was in the state's custody on Wednesday.

"I've seen a lot of bad things. This is absolutely a first. I've never seen a 4-year-old angel left on the side of the road for dead. He's such a sweet little boy," he said. More

Chinese Couple Sells All Three Kids to Play Online Games

childbearing becomes a game in China(DONGGUAN, China) -- A young Chinese couple has sold all three of their children in exchange for money to play online games at Internet cafes, reports a southern Chinese newspaper.

According to Sanxiang City News, the couple met in an Internet cafe back in 2007 and bonded over their obsession with online video games. A year later, the parents -- who are both under 21 -- welcomed their first child, a son. Days after his birth, they left him home alone while they went to play online games at an Internet cafe 30 km away.

In 2009, Li Lin and Li Juan welcomed their second child, a baby girl, and came up with the idea to sell her for money to fund their online game obsession. They did so, receiving RMB 3,000 (less than $500), which they spent entirely shortly after. The couple then proceeded to sell their first child and got 10 times as much for him -- RMB 30,000, or about $4600.

Upon having their third child -- another boy -- the parents followed in their previous footsteps and also got RMB 30,000 for him. More

Traffic court judge arrested for taking cell phone pics of man at urinal

Traffic court judge Rhonda Hollander reportedly admitted to snapping pictures of men at urinals in her courthouseObjection sustained! A Florida traffic court judge was busted after a man told police that she used her cell phone to take pictures of him standing at a courthouse urinal, authorities said.

Rhonda Hollander, 47, was arrested last week after her kooky candid camera shots inside the men's room at the West Regional Courthouse, according to the Broward County Sheriff's Office.

A report of the encounter says Willie Jackson Jr. was "getting ready to urinate" when Hollander appeared at the adjoining urinal and began snapping away.

She then took photos of another man entering the restroom before she bolted, ducking inside another judge's chambers. Police were summoned and quickly located Hollander, who admitted taking the pictures. More

Man arrested for sexually abusing his dog

A search warrant issued resulted in authorities seizing photos, videos, and journals of Bower allegedly committing the acts.Peter Bower, 31 was arrested after a Richland County Dog Warden received tips of websites featuring Bower committing acts of sexual abuse with his three-year-old Shepherd mix he adopted last month.

A search warrant was issued and various media devices with photographs, videos, and journals detailing the acts were seized. Authorities also seized Bower's computer, bestiality books, plastic signs that said, 'Pets Welcome,' and a plastic, blow-up sheep.

Several years of sexual incidents were reported and involved at least three more dogs and possibly a horse.

Last year Bower's two German shepherds were euthanized; one allegedly from injuries resulting from a sexual act.

Bower was a volunteer at the shelter and walked dogs. His current dog was examined by a veterinarian and found to have had evidence of Bower sexually molesting the animal. More

German insurer Munich Re held orgy for salesmen

romp with women offered as a "bonus" for salesmenOne of the biggest insurance companies in the world held a party for salesmen where they were rewarded with the services of prostitutes.

Munich Re is the world's biggest re-insurer - in other words, the company acts as an insurance company for other insurance companies.

One of its divisions, Ergo, told the BBC that the party had taken place to reward salesmen in 2007. A spokesman said the people who organised it had since left. The gathering was held at a thermal baths in the Hungarian capital Budapest as a reward to particularly successful salesmen.

There were about 100 guests and 20 prostitutes were hired. A German business newspaper said the prostitutes had worn colour-coded arm-bands designating their availability, and the women had their arms stamped after each service rendered.

According to Handelsblatt, quoting an unnamed participant, guests were able to take the women to four-poster beds at the spa "and do whatever they liked". More

China's latest craze: dyeing pets to look like other wild animals

Are these adorable fuzzballs pandas or dogs?They only look like baby pandas. These little bundles of joy are actually chow chow dogs that have been dyed black-and-white to look like pandas.

Dyeing pets has been a trend in pet pampering for quite some time. At last summer's Pets Show Taipei, there was a fierce dog-dyeing competition. Check out photos. But dyeing your pets to look like other wild animals is a more recent development.

The trend demonstrates how quickly and dramatically attitudes toward pets — particularly dogs — have changed in many parts of Asia. In Taiwan, for example, just 10 years ago, dogs were still eaten in public restaurants and raised on farms for that purpose. Traditional Chinese medicine held that so-called "fragrant meat" from dogs could fortify one's health.

Now, eating dog is viewed by many as an embarrassing reminder of a poorer time. More

Man admits having sex with 1,000 cars

Edward Smith with one of his former partnersEdward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

"I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

"Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

"I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change." He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men. But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf. More

Calif mom arraigned in microwave death of baby

roast baby is on this woman's menuA Northern California woman accused of killing her baby in a microwave oven was arraigned Thursday on murder charges that could lead to the death penalty if she is convicted.

Prosecutors charged Ka Yang, 29, with one count of murder with the special circumstance that the killing was intentional and involved torture, which would make her eligible for the death penalty or life in prison without parole.

Authorities found Yang's 6-week-old daughter, Mirabelle Thao-Lo, dead in the family home in Sacramento on March 17.

Officials say the child suffered "extensive thermal injuries." The girl was burned from head-to-toe, but authorities could not find an obvious source for the burns when they arrived at the home, according to the affidavit written by Sacramento Police Detective Thomas Shrum. The infant's pajamas and hair were not singed. A pacifier, however, was found in the microwave, Shrum said. More

Chinese teenager sells kidney to buy an Apple iPad 2 and iPhone

worth a kidney?The lure of an Apple iPad 2 compelled a teenager in China to sell one his kidney's to buy the iconic tablet.

The 17-year-old Xiao Zheng found an advert on the internet which offered 20,000 yuan for the organ. The boy travelled north to the city of Chenzhou in Hunan province where the kidney was removed at a hospital. Zheng was discharged after three days.

Shenzhen TV reported that the teenager from the southern province of Guangdong said: "I wanted to buy an iPad 2, but I didn't have the money".

With the money he bought an iPad 2 and an iPhone but was not able to conceal his trade from his mother who became suspicious after seeing the gadgets. More

Buying Prostitute for Elderly Dad Gets Woman Busted

Both Kirchbergs were arrested for soliciting a prostituteUndoubtedly the first time Maurice Kirchberg held his daughter Pia 51 years ago, he looked down at the baby girl and thought, Someday, when I'm old and gray and completely devoid of sex, this baby girl will buy me a prostitute. Nothing quite cements that father-daughter bond like a lady buying a hooker for her dear old dad.

According to Tampa's ABC affiliate, 51-year-old Pia Kirchberg offered a prostitute a mere $20 to get it on with her 80-year-old father Maurice. Which, really, is just an insult to the fine profession of prostitution. A real prostitute would take nothing less than 100 roses an hour. Kirchberg was out looking in an area of town known for prostitution.

Unfortunately for her, Kirchberg wasn't dealing with a real prostitute, but an undercover officer who was part of a sting. More

Woman with objects fetish marries Eiffel Tower

Erika La Tour Eiffel has 'married' Paris's famous monumentErika La Tour Eiffel, 37, a former soldier who lives in San Francisco, has been in love with objects before. Her first infatuation was with Lance, a bow that helped her to become a world-class archer, she is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.

But it is the Eiffel Tower she has pledged to love, honour and obey in an intimate ceremony attended by a handful of friends.

She has changed her name legally to reflect the bond. She revisits the massive structure as part of a documentary on Five on Objectum-Sexual women. There are around 40 people in the world who have declared themselves OS, all of them women and many of them also Asperger's Syndrome sufferers.

The OS term was first coined by Eija-Riitta Berliner-Mauer, a 54-year-old woman who has been "married" to the Berlin Wall for 29 years. More

Attorney's big-breasted woman complaint

gobstoppers obstruct justice?Chicago and Cook County courts – both federal and local levels – have turned out a high number of awkward news stories in the recent past. While the hugest courtroom headlines in the past week involve former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich in Chicago’s federal courtroom as Chicago’s new Mayor Rahm Emanuel and other high-profile politicians are taking the witness stand, there have been even more unusual courtroom dramas going on in other area courtrooms.

Most notably, in one of the Cook County courtrooms, Chicago Attorney Thomas Gooch is being accused of being sexist by filing a motion for Cook County Circuit Court Judge Anita Rivkin-Carothers’ consideration which requests that a large-breasted woman be moved away from the the other lawyer's table as to not be a distraction to the jury.

Gooch says that the woman, who has been seated next to the opposing attorney, Dmitry N. Feotanov, during court proceedings is only there to distract the jury and not seated there for any other professional purpose. According to Gooch, the large-breasted woman needs to validate herself with proof of legal training or be moved to the courtroom's gallery with other spectators. More

Kentlake teacher charged in superior court with sexual misconduct with minor

Blacks beach cliff rescue of naked womanA text-crazed math instructor in a Seattle suburb was busted after the high school student she allegedly seduced bragged he was "getting laid by a teacher," court records revealed.

The King County Prosecuting Attorney's Office filed a first-degree sexual misconduct charge Tuesday in Superior Court, a class C felony, against Barbara Jeanne Anderson, a Kentlake High School teacher.

The 37-year-old math teacher is alleged to have had sexual contact with a 17-year-old male student who was in her class at the school.

The relationship was discovered when the boy's mother found hundreds of text messages between the two in the space of about three weeks.

According to the probable cause document, the student met Anderson when he transferred into her math class his sophomore year. The document noted she gave him extra help with math.

According to the document, the boy told his uncle he was having a sexual relationship with a teacher. The uncle told the boy's mother and she reported this to the school.

The document goes on to describe the ongoing relationship through text messages, a social networking website and eventually sexual contact. More

Richard Bloem's bad breakup with ex-girlfriend

Richard Ted Bloem in Kent County Circuit CourtGRAND RAPIDS – Home builder Richard Ted Bloem cut short a trial in Kent County Circuit Court this morning when he pleaded no contest to a single charge of second-degree home invasion.

The plea came shortly after Judge George Buth has dismissed one of two charges for a local home builder accused of entering his ex-girlfriend's apartment and urinating in her food.

Bloem, 46, will be sentenced March 9 on the home invasion which carries a maximum penalty of 15 years, but his unblemished criminal history likely means Bloem will be sentenced to no more than 17 months behind bars.

According to police, Bloem went in the apartment of the 32-year-old Grandville woman with a key he had made at Lowe's without her knowledge on July 2.

After spending some time crying in several rooms, he tore up some of her clothes and then returned later to urinate in a bottle of 2009 Kendall-Jackson Riesling, some Land O'Lakes half-and-half creamer and a pitcher of Crystal Light in the refrigerator. More

Boobgate rocks Bangkok

The video, which also includes topless girls dancing on vehicles, may bring on fines and even jail time. Bangkok's scandal du jour centers around three young girls who made a classic Facebook generation mistake.

They were caught topless by the all-seeing eye of the camera phone.

That tends to happen when you strip down, hop on a vehicle's roof and writhe before a packed crowd of guys. The girls were feeling festive during Songkran, a lunar new year's celebration-turned-nationwide water gun battle.

Naturally, someone recorded the moment with a camera phone and uploaded it to the Web. It became an instant hit.

If the girls were American, they'd be in negotiations for a reality show. But since they're Thai, they are being tracked down by the culture ministry and the police, who plan to fine them and force them them to contemplate the holiday's true meaning, possibly by reading books about Songkran to kindergarten students. More

Cavity Search Of Woman Produces 54 Bags Of Heroin

Karin Mackaliunas keeps her stash in her snatchPolice in northeastern Pennsylvania say they recovered more than 50 bags of heroin, cash and loose change from a woman following a cavity search.

Authorities say 27-year-old Karin Mackaliunas was detained last weekend following a crash.

Scranton police say they found three bags of heroin in her jacket and after being taken to the police station she told investigators she had more hidden in her vagina.

A doctor performed a search and recovered 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, prescription pills and $51.22.

Mackaliunas was jailed on $25,000 bail on charges including possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance. It was not clear if she had an attorney. More

Oral sex now main cause of oral cancer: Who faces biggest risk?

hummers are not the same any moreWhat's the leading cause of oral cancer? Smoking? Heavy drinking? Actually, it's oral sex.

Scientists say that 64 percent of cancers of the oral cavity, head, and neck in the U.S. are caused by human papillomavirus (HPV), which is commonly spread via oral sex, NPR reported. The more oral sex you have - and the more oral sex partners you have - the greater the risk of developing these potentially deadly cancers.

"An individual who has six or more lifetime partners - on whom they've performed oral sex - has an eightfold increase in risk compared to someone who has never performed oral sex, Ohio University's Dr. Maura Gillison, said at a recent scientific meeting, according to NPR. It's news that might alarm some parents, who worry about adolescents' appetite for oral sex.

"Today's teens consider oral sex to be casual, socially acceptable, inconsequential, and significantly less risky to their health than 'real' sex," Dr. Gillison and colleagues said in a written statement released in conjunction with the meeting. More

Mother Who Delivered In Toilet Claims Amnesia

it was not a turd for Jessica - she just treated it like oneGREENVILLE, S.C. -- A woman accused of giving birth to a baby boy in a public bathroom and leaving him in a toilet was granted bond Wednesday.

A judge set bond for Jessica Blackham, 24, of Easley, S.C., during a morning court hearing.

Blackham is charged with felony child abuse and unlawful neglect. She has a $10,000 surety bond on the neglect charge and $20,000 surety bond on the abuse charge.

The judge asked Blackham if she understood the charges against her, and she nodded her head and mumbled yes.

Her mother said they had no idea their daughter was pregnant and have the pictures to prove it, though none were shown during the hearing. More

Cleavage Beef Ends With Woman's Bust

bazoom jealousy erupts in FloridaA Florida woman upset that a visitor to her child’s school was showing too much cleavage was arrested yesterday morning after she allegedly took matters into her own hands, literally.

Laura Campanello, 43, was leaving a meeting with her 17-year-old son’s guidance counselor at Bayshore High School when she passed a woman whom she believes was too scantily clad. After Campanello asked the woman--who was visiting the Bradenton school with an enrolling student--to cover up her chest area, an argument broke out.

According to a Manatee County Sheriff Office affidavit, Deputy Greg Jenkins, the school’s resourse officer, arrived on the scene and advised Campanello that the other woman “was an adult and that I could not tell this lady how to dress.”

“Oh then I can…just do this,” Campanello responded. As detailed by Jenkins, Campanello then allegedly “pulled the front of her blouse down reached in with both hands and pulled both breast out and squeezed them together.” The impromptu display in front of several onlookers resulted in Campanello’s arrest for disorderly conduct. More

Naked woman rescued from cliff

Blacks beach cliff rescue of naked womanSAN DIEGO -- San Diego lifeguards Tuesday rescued a young woman who apparently became stranded on a cliff above Black's Beach without her clothes.

Dozens of lifeguards and Fire Engine Company 9 were sent to the Torrey Pines Gliderport at about 2:15 p.m., according to San Diego Fire and Rescue Department spokesman Maurice Luque.

It took them about 30 minutes to rig a series of rescue ropes. A female lifeguard then rappelled about a third of the way down the 500-foot cliff to an exposed ledge, where the very exposed 27-year-old woman was stuck.

After hooking up the young woman in a rescue harness, the lifeguard helped her rappel to the beach several hundred feet below, where she was provided with clothing. The entire operation took about an hour from start to finish. More

Married teacher facing sex charges after being caught partially naked with student

Biology teacher Carrie Shafer was found partially clothed with a 17-year-old boy in a parking lotA married teacher is facing sex charges after being caught partially naked with one of her students.

Carrie Shafer, 38, from Kentucky, resigned from her job as a biology teacher at duPont Manual High School after being arrested by police in a parked car.

An arrest report revealed the blonde mother-of-two was in a compromising position with an unnamed 17-year-old student from her school in Louisville. Police said the windows of the car were 'steamed up' and both occupants were partially clothed.

They also found evidence of sex between the pair outside the car, including condoms. More

Police: Man critically injures toddler

more child sacrifice - american styleINDIANAPOLIS, Ind. (WISH) - What began as a call to medics for a child injured in a fall quickly changed.

"He did admit to the fact that he had struck the child, injuring him," Sgt. Paul Thompson, spokesman for IMPD, said.

Now a toddler is in critical condition, and a man faces felony charges for aggravated battery.

Police said 30-year-old Ayrick Steele was in his apartment with his girlfriend and their combined four children, who range from 2-months to 7-years-old.

"Apparently the man was trying to apply some type of ointment to the child for some type of injury or illness," Thompson said. "The child resisted that effort, and he reacted by either striking or throwing the child into the wall." More

Breast Milk Ice Cream A Hit At London Store

After it sold out of its first batch of breast milk ice cream, The Icecreamists store posted a sign promising customers that more "Baby Gaga" ice cream was on the way.Anyone pining for some ice cream in London now has an unusual option to consider: ice cream made from mothers' breast milk. The Icecreamists shop has made headlines for using milk from as many as 15 women to make its new "Baby Gaga" flavor.

The rare offering proved a hit with customers at the Covent Garden store — the first batch sold out within days of being introduced. A serving of Baby Gaga, which is reportedly flavored with vanilla and lemon zest, goes for 14 pounds — or about $22.50.

The milk came from women found on an Internet advertisement. And the folks at Icecreamists say all the milk "was screened in line with hospital/blood donor requirements."

In an interview for British TV, store founder Matt O'Connor says, "It's pure, it's natural, it's organic, and it's free range, and if it's good enough for our kids, it's good enough to use in our ice cream." More

Arrested Woman Says She's 'Mad at Men'

misandronist arrestedA 46-year-old Chandler woman who was arrested for criminal damage told police officers she was "mad at men."

Tracy Patterson was arrested on Sunday. According to the police report, police were called out to a Chandler residence on reports of a domestic dispute between a man and a woman.

The man had apparently locked Patterson out of the home, and refused to let her in because "he feared she would assault him."

She was trying to break in using some type of tool, and there were scratch marks on the front door, according to police. More

Dad High On Meth Puts Baby In Freezer

dirtbag tweaker parentingCHANDLER - We're learning new details surrounding a Chandler couple arrested for child abuse. Not only did Chance Kracke admit to putting his infant son in the freezer and closing the door, police say his 19-month-old daughter had bruises and burns on her thigh from playing with a lighter.

Doctors say she also managed to swallow a metal screw.

Both Chance Kracke and his wife Leann allegedly admitted to smoking meth everyday for the past month and a half, while their two kids were forced to live in a filthy apartment in Chandler, with cockroaches and feces on the floor.

According to police, Kracke was holding his 7-month-old son, high on meth, and in the middle of making something to eat when he set the baby down in the freezer and shoved the door shut.

When asked why he put his son in the freezer, Kracke apparently told police because the kitchen floor was too dirty. More

Topless Female Van Masturbator Pleads Guilty To Minor Weapons Charge

Vikki Myers has a good reason to smile after self pleasure session The topless Illinois woman arrested on a gun charge after cops found her masturbating in a Chrysler van outside a Red Roof Inn has pleaded guilty to a weapons count, according to court records.

Vikki Myers, 44, copped a plea last month in DuPage County Circuit Court to a City of Naperville ordinance violation. Myers, pictured in the mug shot at right, was fined $165 and placed on “supervision” for several months. She is scheduled for a March 9 court appearance.

Myers, arrested in November for possession of a 9mm handgun without a state-issued Firearm Owners Identification card, admitted to masturbating in the vehicle, where cops discovered “adult items that were used for self-pleasuring.” Myers, who was not charged for the topless auto eroticism, was apparently staying at the hotel with her children, and had repaired to the van for her solo session. More

Craigslist Cat Killer

cat sacrifice thrives in america LOUISVILLE - A Kentucky man is facing animal abuse charges after allegedly torturing and killing four cats, and investigators say many more animals may have been killed.

24-year-old Alex Phelps went before a judge in Louisville on Friday. Phelps was arraigned on four counts of torturing a cat.

Judge Donald Armstrong entered a plea of not guilty for Phelps and set his bond at $50,000. Over the past month three cats were found mutilated and tortured to death in Louisville.

Phelps may have gotten some of those cats from a Craigslist ad. A few months ago, Jennifer Chappell says she rescued three kittens. Chappell says after caring for them and getting them proper veterinary care she wanted to find them a good home. "I bottle fed these kittens," said Chappell.

"They went in a laundry basket everyday with me to work. They were sleeping on down comforters, they had the life of luxury." Chappell says after caring and loving for the kittens she posted an ad on Craigslist and Alex Phelps responded to the ad. Chappell even shared an email that Phelps wrote her, saying he has a dog and most of his family are "avid animal lovers". More

High School Teacher Accused of Sex with Student

Ashley Blumenshine got some young stuff PLAINFIELD, Ill. Ashley Blumenshine, an Illinois high school teacher, was in jail Wednesday, charged with having sex with a 16-year-old student.

Blumenshine, 27, was arrested behind a Kohl's department store in Plainfield, Ill. on Tuesday. Police say they caught her in a car with a 16-year-old boy and determined that they'd had sex shortly before the officers arrived.

Blumenshine's attorney said she is innocent.

"The person in the back was partially unclothed," said Plainfield Police Chief William Doster of the 16-year-old boy. Police noticed two vehicles in the parking lot were sitting much farther out from the store than other vehicles in the lot.

On Wednesday, the Will County State's Attorney's office charged Blumenshine with aggravated criminal sexual abuse. "They made certain statements to the officer that led them to believe that that's what went on," Doster said. He said the affair appears to have been going on for a month or so. More

Breast milk sharing? Trend worries FDA

A Hasidic rabbi and three of his sons U.S. health officials are cautioning new parents about sharing breast milk as a growing number of women are using social networking and other websites to share their milk instead of turning to infant formula.

Health experts have long promoted breast-feeding as the "perfect food" to provide babies with needed nutrients as well as ward off illness, but the Food and Drug Administration is worried about the practice.

In a statement Tuesday, the agency urged parents not to casually use breast milk from other, unscreened mothers because of the risk of disease or contamination from bacteria, drugs or chemicals.

"FDA recommends against feeding your baby breast milk acquired directly from individuals or through the Internet," the agency wrote. Instead, parents should talk to their doctors and use breast milk from special human milk banks, it said. More

AZ Woman Accused Of Sexual Relations With Teen Boy

Susan Brock Accused Of Sexual Relations With Teen Boy PHOENIX -- Prosecutors have filed additional charges against Maricopa County Supervisor Fulton Brock's wife, who is accused of having a sexual relationship with a teenage boy.

Susan Marie Brock faces 11 new charges, including providing obscene materials to minors and public sexual indecency, according to court documents.

She was already facing two counts of molestation of a child and two counts of sexual misconduct with a minor.

Brock is accused of having a sexual relationship with the teen over the past three years, according to court documents.

The teen, who is currently 17, claimed he had engaged in a sexual relationship with Brock, 48, that began when he was 14, according to Joe Favazzo of the Chandler Police Department. More

Mom shakes baby for interrupting FarmVille

An example why spay and neuter is a great idea for this generation A Jacksonville mother charged with shaking her baby to death has pleaded guilty to second-degree murder.

Alexandra V. Tobias, 22, was arrested after the January death of 3-month-old Dylan Lee Edmondson. She told investigators she became angry because the baby was crying while she was playing a computer game called FarmVille on the Facebook social-networking website.

Tobias entered her plea Wednesday before Circuit Judge Adrian G. Soud. A second-degree murder charge is punishable by up to life in prison.

Outside the courtroom, Mantei said Tobias' plea will help avoid the family reliving the tragedy during a jury trial.

Tobias told investigators that she shook the baby, smoked a cigarette to compose herself and then shook him again. She said the baby. More

Man Who Paid To Molest 3-Year-Old Sentenced

Yaffe also used the Internet to get babysitters to bring him 6- and 10-year-old victims SAN DIEGO -- A man who paid babysitters hundreds of dollars to bring him three young children to molest -- including a 3-year-old boy in an El Cajon hotel room -- was sentenced Thursday to 45 years to life in state prison.

Jared Ravin Yaffe, 31, pleaded guilty May 7 to three counts of committing a lewd act on a child and admitted multiple victim allegations. Deputy District Attorney Matthew Greco said Yaffe's life sentence was deserved.

"His targeting of small, vulnerable children merits this type of punishment," the prosecutor said.

In a hearing before Judge Charles Gill, the prosecutor read a sampling of graphic text messaging between Yaffe and Aaron Zendejas, the man who brought him the 3-year-old boy in June 2008. More

Kids Found Dead Classmate's Brain at Morgue

brain in a jar The parents of a New York teen killed in a car crash five years ago are suing the city's medical examiner for keeping their dead son's brain floating in a jar at the morgue for months without telling them.

But what's worse is how they found out: The boy's classmates, including his girlfriend, spotted it labeled with his name while they were on a school field trip to the mortuary.

"A couple of the kids noticed it immediately, and the kids who knew him became really distraught," Andre and Korisha Shipley's lawyer, Marvin Ben-Aron, told The New York Post.

Some of the students even took cell phone photos of the brain floating in a jar, before they were confiscated by their teacher, he said. More

Woman Charged - Selling Drugs From Her Vagina in Jail

selling drugs from her snatch ?The miracle product known as the vagina is regarded for its many wonderful and daring uses. But as the fetching Rhonda Sue Tomlin discovered, it also makes for a fantastic roving drug dispensary. Or as reader Leah likes to say, a fabulous Coochie Purse...

The 43-year-old Fort Lauderdale woman was busted last Friday when her car broke down on the highway. A trooper stopped to help, but Tomlin gave a fake name. She was later discovered to have outstanding warrants for battery, a probation violation, and driving without a license, so she was brought to the Naples jail.

Jailers there usually do cavity searches on drug suspects. Since Tomlin wasn't wanted for anything related to dope, she got a pass. We can also forgive jailers for not wanting to search her nether regions, since there was a high probability they would have encountered previously undiscovered reptiles and those steel-toed boots you lost in the winter of 2003. More

Finnish Anchorman Fired After Drinking a Beer During Live TV Report

chug a lug your beer at work In what turned out to be his last on-air report, Scandinavian anchorman Kimmo Wilska carried out a rather amusing prank that unfortunately got him oh-so-very-fired.

As he narrates over footage of beers being poured, the camera quickly cuts back to the studio to show Kimmo, beer in hand, the amber nectar dribbling out of the top.

He says it was a joke for the crew's amusement, which wasn't meant to be aired, but his bosses failed to see the funny side, promptly giving him the boot.

Known as "Finland's Barry White" because of his sonorous voice, a Facebook support group has already sprung up, defending Kimmo. More

Wal-Mart, Masturbation and 'Star Wars'

toying with the meatsaber Wait till the People Of Wal-Mart website hears about this guy: a 28-year-old father-of-the-year candidate arrested for masturbating at a Florida Wal-Mart. William Tyler Black somehow completed the big box store trifecta: allegedly looking at porn, jerking off and leaving his seed all over the toys.

Oh, and he's a substitute teacher.

As The Smoking Gun notes, perhaps Black's greatest crime isn't that he works with children or that he has a daughter who will probably hear no end of jokes about this, but that the toy he apparently rubbed his semen all over was a "Star Wars" lightsaber.

Black is accused of taking a magazine into the childrens toy aisle and masturbating to photos in it, then leaving stains on the floor and on the lightsaber nearby. An employee unfortunately witnessed his climax and had to call in the cops -- proving there is a worse moment in life than actually obtaining a job at Wal-Mart. More

Beer In Backpack Saved Bicyclist In Hit-And-Run

beer saves a life SAN DIEGO -- An investigation is under way Friday into a hit-and-run crash in Rancho Bernardo in which a bicyclist who had been drinking was struck by a car and seriously injured, police said.

A man was riding his bicycle in the bike lane on Pomerado Road, near Caminito Vecinos shortly before 8 p.m. Thursday when he was struck from behind by a car, according to San Diego police Officer David Stafford. Medics took the man to a hospital to treat abrasions, bruises and a slight fracture to his vertebrae, Stafford said.

Police said the bicyclist was not wearing a helmet, nor did he have the proper reflectors and lights on.

The rider was intoxicated and was wearing a backpack with beer inside it, and police said the contents may have saved the man's life. More

Miner With Mistress Has a Third Woman

Rescued miner Johnny Barrios The plot thickens: Johnny Barrios, the Chilean miner who became famous when his mistress greeted him at the rescue site instead of his wife, reportedly has yet another girlfriend.

Turns out Barrios, though technically married to Marta Salinas, has lived with the aforementioned mistress who greeted him at the mine, Susana Valenzuela, for five years.

But it was a third woman who tried to visit the 50-year-old miner at the hospital after he was rescued, according to the New York Daily News, citing local reports. Valenzuela, however, turned the 25-year-old woman away: "He is my Yonny Barrios, mine and no one else's," Valenzuela told a Colombia radio station. More

Wife discovers husband's 2nd wedding on Facebook

Facebook follies A wife who suspected her husband was having an extra-marital affair discovered his secret life and second wife on the phenomenally popular social-networking website, Facebook.

The woman, named Lynn France, wed John in 2005 in Italy. In the beginning, things were going all smooth but gradually she began to suspect something was awry after John started taking frequent business trips.

Lynn’s curiosity led her to discover that her hubby was actually married to another woman through a simple Facebook search.

As the planet's largest social network, Facebook helps people connect and share with friends, family, and even business contacts.

Facebook proved a boon at least for Lynn who claims this web portal has helped her expose her cheating husband’s double life. More

New Zealand burn-off sends dope smoke over school

the sweet smoke of cannabis Police in New Zealand burning off seized cannabis were left red-faced when a change in the wind sent smoke billowing over a primary school, it was reported Tuesday.

Officers in the South Island town of Picton were destroying cannabis and shredded paper in an incinerator at the local police station when the incident occurred, the Marlborough Express newspaper reported.

It said St Joseph's School principal Peter Knowles noticed the smoke on Friday morning and complained to police, who immediately extinguished the fire. More

Mistresses and wives clash over trapped Chilean miners

multi tasking with women - Chilean miners Authorities at Camp Hope have had to deal with a rush of women coming forward claiming to be first in the Chilean miners' affections in order to receive government handouts.

At least five wives have been forced to come face to face with mistresses whose existence was kept from them by their husbands, who have been trapped more than 2,300ft below since a cave in on August 5.

One miner has four women fighting over him in an effort to claim compensation offered to the families of those facing between three to four months underground until a rescue shaft can reach them.

Government officials are considering asking the 33 trapped miners to name those they want to claim the benefits entitled to them in a bid to solve problems on the surface.

"There has been a lot of conflict between women," admitted Marta Flores a Red Cross worker at the makeshift camp where relatives wait for news of their loved ones. More

Doctor Dies Trying to Slide Down Boyfriend's Chimney

Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac BAKERSFIELD, Calif. - Dr. Jacquelyn Kotarac, a woman who apparently tried to force her way into her "on-again, off-again" boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, died of mechanical asphyxia, according to autopsy results released Tuesday.

Kotarac's decomposing body was found in the chimney three days after the attempt, reportedly by someone house-sitting at the address.

According to police, the 49-year-old woman first tried to get into the house with a shovel, then climbed a ladder to the roof last Wednesday night, removed the chimney cap and slid feet first down the flue.

It is unknown if Kotarac was drunk when she apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home, but Bakersfield police Sgt. Mary DeGeare said Kotarac had been drinking earlier that evening at a restaurant. More

Indian mum 'tries to flush newborn down plane toilet'

at least she was not smoking in the lavatory An Indian woman gave birth to a baby in the lavatory of an international passenger plane and tried to dispose of it down the toilet, media reports in New Delhi said on Thursday.

The infant was found stuck in the toilet after the plane landed in Amritsar, northern India, and was rushed to hospital still attached to the toilet bowl, police and doctors told the Press Trust of India news agency.

HP Singh, a doctor at the Escorts Hospital near the airport, said that a team of surgeons used a saw cutter to remove the newborn's head from the toilet.

The 22-year-old mother was reported to have left the plane when it landed, and was later arrested in the airport after the cabin crew on the Turkmenistan Airlines flight found the baby. More

Police Arrest Man In Naked Break-In

extreme cougar action ST. ALBANS, Vt. -- A 50-year-old man was arrested Tuesday after police said he broke into an 82-year-old woman's home and climbed on top of her naked, demanding drugs and money.

Ervin Bessette, of St. Albans, faces charges of burglary, lewd and lascivious conduct and attempted sexual assault. He also faces a charge of marijuana possession stemming from an incident in late May.

Detectives said Bessette broke into the elderly St. Albans woman's home and woke her in the middle of the night when he climbed on top of her. The woman was able to get away and call police. More

Elementary School To Make Condoms Available

statutory rape enabled by school PROVINCETOWN, Mass. -- Elementary school students in a Massachusetts town would be given condoms if they ask for them -- whether their parents approve or not -- under a policy approved by the town’s school committee.

The policy requires that students speak to a school nurse or other trained counselor before receiving a condom, a local website reported.

Dr. Beth Singer, the school superintendent, said since there is no age limit on the distribution policy, said she wanted to ensure that younger students requesting condoms receive information on their use.

“We’re talking about younger kids. They have questions they need answered on how to use them, when to use them,” Singer said. More

Hooters Fights Waitress' Lawsuit

Hooters big boob combo ROSEVILLE, Mich. -- Executives said Wednesday they will fight a Hooters waitress who says she was told she would be fired if she did not lose weight, WDIV-TV in Detroit reported.

Mike McNeil, vice president of marketing for Hooters of America Inc., said during a news conference at a Roseville location that the company has fought several battles to uphold its image and it will not back down from this one.

"We're not afraid of a fight, whether that be from a city, state or a law firm," said McNeil.

On May 24, Southfield-based Bernstein Law Firm filed a lawsuit on behalf of 20-year-old Cassandra Smith of Roseville.

Smith said that during an employee evaluation she was told by the corporate office via teleconference that she was in danger of losing her job because of the fit of her uniform. More

Husband accused of GPS-tracking wife, slashing her boyfriend

John Voss Jr DAYTONA BEACH -- A Port Orange man having marriage problems tracked down his wife with a GPS device and then slashed the neck of her new boyfriend, Daytona Beach police said.

John Voss Jr., 39, is charged with aggravated battery and is in the Volusia County Branch Jail this morning on $15,000 bail, a booking officer said.

Voss is accused of cutting Alex Valentini, 36, Sunday with a 2- to 3-inch knife blade. Valentini suffered knife wounds to his head, arm and neck. His outer jugular vein was cut, Daytona Beach police said. Valentini was taken to Halifax Health Medical Center where he underwent surgery. His condition was not immediately available today.

According to a Daytona Beach police report the 18-year marriage of Yolanda Voss, 35 and John Voss Jr., was ending. Yolanda Voss still lives at the home she shares with her husband, and her husband started tracking her movements with a GPS device, police said. More

Lack of breastfeeding costs lives, billions of dollars

A number of physician and medical groups agree that breast milk alone is sufficient for babies up to six months. If most new moms would breastfeed their babies for the first six months of life, it would save nearly 1,000 lives and billions of dollars each year, according to a new study published Monday in the journal Pediatrics

. "The United States incurs $13 billion in excess costs annually and suffers 911 preventable deaths per year because our breastfeeding rates fall far below medical recommendations," the report said.

The World Health Organization says infants should be exclusively breastfed for the first six months of life "to achieve optimal growth, development and health." The WHO is not alone in its recommendations.

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Academy of Family Physicians and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention all agree that breast milk alone is sufficient for newborns and infants until they are 6 months old. More

Woman arrested after making threats on police radio

she made at least one bomb threat and many references to the death of police officers and fire personnel Authorities arrested a 29-year-old San Jacinto woman who investigators said interrupted police and fire radio communications and made threats over the air during a two-day period, said Hemet police Lt. Mark Richards in a news release.

Irene Marie Levy was taken into custody early Monday at her mobile home in the 900 block of South Grand Avenue, Richards said. Levy was booked at the Hemet Police Department Jail on suspicion of making terrorist threats; false report of a bomb threat; and maliciously interrupting, disrupting, impeding, or interfering with the transmission of a public safety radio frequency.

Levy’s bail is set at $50,000, Richards said.

According to Richards, Levy, who is an Amateur Radio technician, was randomly broadcasting on CalFire and Hemet Police radio frequencies from Saturday evening until moments before she was arrested at her residence. More

Domestic violence program coordinator found guilty of threatening husband with hammer

LaDonna Glenn A jury found the AWARE Inc. domestic violence program coordinator guilty of felonious assault for threatening her husband with a hammer.

Jurors deliberated about two hours and came to a conclusion shortly before 5 p.m., Oakland County Prosecutor Jessica Cooper said.

Oakland County Circuit Judge Martha Anderson is to sentence LaDonna Glenn, 46, on June 21. Glenn, who has a leadership position at the largely state-funded Jackson agency, faces a maximum penalty of four years in prison and a $2,000 fine.

She was accused of going Sept. 24 to her and her husband’s condominium in Southfield, beating on the door with a hammer and twice raising the tool at her husband, George Glenn, 69, whom she alleged was unfaithful. More

Grandmother and grandson to have child together

dude really loves his gran Pearl Carter and Phil Bailey, 26, have paid a surrogate mother £20,000 to have Mr Bailey’s child, which the couple plan to bring up together.

Mrs Carter, from Indiana, met Mr Bailey four years ago after he tracked her down following the death of his mother, Lynette.

Mrs Carter fell pregnant with Lynette at 18, out of wedlock, and claims that she was forced to give her child up for adoption by her strict Catholic parents. She went on to marry, but never had any more children.

The couple, who claim to be abused in public and could face prison for incest, say that they fell in love and became lovers soon after meeting. In an interview with the New Zealand magazine, New Idea, Mrs Carter, said: “I’m not interested in anyone else’s opinion.

"I am in love with Phil and he’s in love with me. Soon I’ll be holding my son or daughter in my arms and Phil will be the proud dad.” More

Commuters travel to work on the Tube NAKED

Two workers stroll hand-in-hand as a fully-clothed couple look on in amusement It was a cheeky and unexpected sight that greeted commuters as they boarded a Tube into work.

But the four naked men and women certainly livened up the usually dull journey for many people – attracting gasps from stunned workers.

Carrying handbags or briefcases to cover their modesty – and wearing shoes – the nudes travelled on escalators and rode in the carriages as though their lack of suitable attire was completely normal.

But, rather than trying to start a new trend on the London Underground, the group were promoting a TV series which sees staff at struggling businesses helping to turn their company around.

Steven Suphi, behaviour change specialist and leadership guru, believes stripping off in the office will help boost employees' confidence and develop trust. More

British Woman Told to Stop Loud Sex or Face Jail

loud screaming orgasm monkey love A British woman whose noisy sex sessions were officially branded anti-social behavior was warned Friday she would face jail, if she fails to stop the excessively loud lovemaking.

Caroline Cartwright, 48, was given an eight-week prison term suspended for 12 months, meaning if she engages in over-noisy coupling again in the next year she will immediately be put behind bars.

"I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbors would be upset and distressed by this," said judge Beatrice Bolton at Newcastle Crown Court in northeast England.

Cartwright was served with a civil order over marathon romps with husband Steve, described in court as unnatural and "like they are both in considerable pain." More

Man sues airline for not looking at his scrotum

scrotum inspection MONTREAL - A Westmount resident's lawsuit against Air Transat, for failure to provide him with appropriated medical attention during a flight, was dismissed in small claims court this past Tuesday.

His illness? Sudden and mysterious bleeding in the area between his legs.

The curious incident occurred February 15, 2008 during a flight from Montreal to Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. Marcel Cote was comfortably seated in business class an hour after takeoff when, for some unknown reason, he felt enough discomfort to make an emergency visit to the washroom, where he discovered spots of blood on his body. More

Internet gamers let baby starve

gamers do poorly at first life SEOUL, South Korea — A South Korean couple addicted to an Internet game about raising a virtual child were arrested for neglecting their real three-month-old daughter and letting her starve to death, news reports said.

The couple spent between four and six hours every day at Internet cafes in Suwon, a city just south of Seoul, and bottle-fed their baby only once a day, the Yonhap news agency and other South Korean media reported, citing police.

The couple found their baby dead Sept. 24 when they returned home after playing online games at a nearby Internet cafe all night, Yonhap reported. More

Passenger Accused Of Exposing Self On Flight

rub one out on a plane and be a terrorist DENVER -- An airline passenger exposed himself to a woman sitting next to him and masturbated underneath a blanket while flying from Philadelphia to Denver on Monday, officials said.

Murali Krishna Nookella was arrested when the Southwest flight landed at Denver International Airport, according to a criminal complaint filed in federal court. He is accused of making "an obscene and indecent exposure of his person" while on an aircraft.

During the flight, a female passenger told a flight attendant that the man seated next to her "was masturbating and that she saw his penis," according to the criminal complaint.

Nookella was relocated to a different seat, and the plane's captain called police to meet the aircraft upon its arrival in Denver. More

Naked rambler gets longest jail sentence yet

Naked rambler Stephen Gough: jailed for being naked, again Naked rambler Stephen Gough has been jailed for 21 months for repeatedly walking around nude - and even refusing to put clothes on during his court appearances.

And a planned mass protest by nudists against the treatment of Gough fell flat – when no-one bothered to turn up.

Gough was jailed on Monday at Perth Sheriff Court after being found guilty of breaching the peace, and being in contempt of court by refusing to put clothes on.

Sheriff Lindsay Foulis, who warned Gough he faced the rest of his life behind bars, gave him a final chance to walk free yesterday by agreeing to put trousers on. More

Survey: Brits think bacon comes from sheep

bacon from sheep? A survey of British youngsters suggests 26 percent of the country's under-16 population erroneously believe bacon comes from sheep.

The survey of 800 children and adults, conducted for the Home Grown Cereals Authority and the National Farmers' Union, also suggests 29 percent of youngsters believe oats grow on trees and 17 percent of both children and adults are under the false impression that eggs are a necessary ingredient in bread, the Daily Mail reported.

"Everyone should know where primary foods like cereals are grown and the role they play as part of a healthy, balanced diet," said Peter Kendall, president of the National Farmers' Union. More

President Cristina Fernandez Says Eating Pork Improves Sexual Activity

Argentinian President Cristina Fernandez loves getting porked Argentina's president thinks eating pig meat is really sexy.

Many people in this beef-loving nation reacted with surprise Thursday after Cristina Fernandez promoted pork in a speech during which she not only said pork is better than Viagra, but suggested she's personally proven it.

"I didn't know that eating pork improved sexual activity," Fernandez said in a meeting with representatives of the swine industry late Wednesday. "It is much more gratifying to eat some grilled pork than to take Viagra."

She even joked that "it was all good" after she enjoyed some pork with her husband, former President Nestor Kirchner.

"I think they might be right," Fernandez said to a laughing audience. More

Woman Kills Boyfriend by Sitting on Him

Landingham was sentenced to th A woman in Cleveland pleaded guilty to sitting on her 120 pound boyfriend and killing him.

Police said Mia Landingham and Mikal Middleston-Bey, who have three children together, got into an argument in August. During the altercation Landingham sat on Middleston-Bey.

Landingham pleaded guilty to involuntary manslaughter.

Her attorney told said there was a long history of domestic abuse in the relationship. He asked the judge for leniency and pointed out she has no prior criminal record.

Landingham she was sorry for squashing the father of her children. More

Man OK After Penis Gets Stuck in Pipe

cleaning the pipes is best done with caution Medics at Southampton General Hospital struggled to get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe, because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become erect.

Instead, they resorted called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.

The fire crew turned up with a special equipment unit from St Mary's station in Southampton and seven firefighters to help, in what a spokesman understatedly described as a 'delicate operation'.

The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch industrial metal grinder to cut the pipe from around the anaesthetised man's penis. More

Teacher Cuts Off Girl's Braid In School

angry hateful Teacher Cuts Off Girl's Braid In Class MILWAUKEE - A Milwaukee teacher was charged with disorderly conduct after cutting off a 7-year-old's braid in front of her classmates, WISN-TV in Milwaukee reported.

Lamya Cammon was angry, confused and scared by the incident last week in which the apparently frustrated teacher cut one of her braids off after she wouldn't stop playing with them in class.

Cammon, 7, sports a few dozen braids, but one is conspicuously absent. "She told me to stop playing with it, then cut it off and sent me back to my desk," Cammon said.

Cammon, a first-grader at Congress Elementary, said her teacher used a pair of classroom scissors to cut off one of the braids after she absent-mindedly kept playing with them. More

40% of Australian women wear a bra with a cup size DD or bigger

Cup runneth over with boobs and racks THE bra market is expanding, literally. Up to 40 per cent of Australian women now buy bras with a cup size of DD or higher, new figures from lingerie suppliers show.

In the 1950s, the most common bra-cup size was a B - three sizes less than a DD.

Modern breasts are getting so large that some bra companies have introduced cup sizes as high as K, The Sunday Telegraph reports.

Experts blame the cleavage boost on obesity, contraceptive pills and artificial hormones.

Bra company Eveden Australia launched a K cup into the market last year. The company's fitting specialist, Victoria Jubb, said obesity contributed significantly to the expanding chest sizes but the number of small-figured women with large breasts was on the increase. More

South Carolina man gets 3 years prison for sex with horse

Rodell Vereen, 50, who was arrested Monday July 27, 2009, and charged with buggery for allegedly having sex with a hors A South Carolina man caught on video having sex with a horse was sentenced Wednesday to three years in prison after pleading guilty for the second time in two years to abusing the creature.

Rodell Vereen was also ordered never to go near the stable where the horse's owner caught him and held him for authorities at shotgun point over the summer. He apologized to the woman and to himself after admitting to buggery at the Horry County courthouse.

"I'm sorry about what I've done. I didn't mean to do it. It's my fault. I'm sorry for what I've done to myself," Vereen said during Wednesday's court hearing.

Vereen was arrested in July after Barbara Kenley caught him entering the barn at Lazy B Stables in Longs, about 20 miles northeast of Myrtle Beach. She had been staking out the stable for more than a week after setting up a surveillance camera and videotaping Vereen's assault on her 21-year-old horse named Sugar. More

Drunk 4-Year-Old Steals Christmas Presents

Going to the neighbor's house and taking their presents, very embarrassing CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. - A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It's a strange story, but also a sad one.

April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she's just glad he's okay and says she won't let it happen again.

The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption. April Wright said, "Biggest concern was him being out there, getting kidnapped, getting run over, the alcohol, having to have his stomach pumped." More

What naughty grandpa does while granddaughter plays

You're supposed to play with your grandkids, not with yourself. PUNTA GORDA, Fla. - Punta Gorda Police tell WINK News they arrested 65-year-old Robert F. Desmarais of Port Charlotte on Saturday. Police say he was caught masturbating in the parking lot of Kiddieland at Gilchrist Park.

Witnesses notified police it appeared Desmarais was masturbating while seated in his Jeep.

Police reports say Desmarais brought his 8-year-old granddaughter to Kiddieland and remained in the car while she played on the playground. According to police, Desmarais admitted to masturbating in his vehicle while his granddaughter played in the park. More

Woman loses nipples in botched sex change surgery

Chong has promised to help Sam (left) seek compensation for the botched surgery which left her without nipples. KUALA LUMPUR: A 36-year-old businesswoman’s life-long wish to become a man by removing her breasts was dashed when she ended up losing more than she bargained for and became RM24,000 poorer to boot.

Instead of having her breasts removed, the woman, who only wished to be known as Sam, ended up losing both her nipples after a botched cosmetic surgery left her with a nasty infection and a bad scar.

In a press conference at the MCA Public Services and Complaints Department, Sam said she had gone to a beauty salon in Subang in May to undergo the procedure. More

Man charged with DWI in motorized La-Z-Boy

A motorized La-Z-Boy chair A Proctor man driving a motorized La-Z-Boy lounge chair hit a parked vehicle while under the influence of alcohol.

Dennis LeRoy Anderson, 62, pleaded guilty Monday in St. Louis County District Court to DWI in connection with the Aug. 31, 2008, incident in Proctor. There were no injuries.

According to the criminal complaint, Anderson drove his motorized chair into a vehicle parked near a Proctor bar. Anderson told police he was traveling from the Keyboard Lounge after consuming approximately eight or nine beers. His blood-alcohol content was measured at 0.29 percent, more than three times the legal limit to drive.

Anderson claimed he was driving the chair fine until a woman jumped on it and knocked the chair off course. He has one prior DWI conviction. More

Teenager admits to raping siblings

brother from hell A KwaZulu-Natal South Coast teenager has admitted to raping his two sisters and brother over a period of 10 days, apparently because he was upset that their father had gone to jail for raping his sisters.

The 18-year-old from Umzinto - who cannot be named to protect the identities of his victims - blamed his siblings for the fact that their father had been imprisoned for life. The State alleged, in its indictment before Judge Achmat Jappie in the Ramsgate High Court this week, that he had decided to take revenge.

In a written plea before the court, the teenager admitted raping his 13-year-old sister on January 20 this year, and again seven days later.

He also admitted to "holding her down" while a friend also raped her. More

Shag bands a parent's worst nightmare

Snap an orange band and get a kiss, snap a yellow and get a hug. But snap a black, light blue or light green band, and the "prize" is something far more sinister. THEY look like a symbol of childhood innocence. But these colourful bracelets are behind an "insidious" craze of primary school kids performing sex acts that it is feared will soon sweep through Queensland.

Rather than a mere fashion statement, the so-called "shag bands" are linked to gradations of sexual behaviour. A Facebook page about the innocuous-looking bands has already been inundated with more than 12,000 fans.

The game involves a boy or girl trying to break the rubber band off the wearer's wrist. If it snaps, the wearer has to perform the favour corresponding to the colour.

Snap an orange band and get a kiss, snap a yellow and get a hug. But snap a black, light blue or light green band, and the "prize" is something far more sinister. More

Guilty of negligence in son's home circumcision

chopping your son's wee wee is a no no A Metro Vancouver man who circumcised his four-year-old son at home with a razor blade and used blood coagulant meant for horses has been found guilty of negligence causing bodily harm.

The man, identified in a court ruling on Wednesday as DJW, admitted that in 2007 he circumcised his son, DJ, who was born at 2.5 pounds and couldn't be circumcised at birth.

The man performed the circumcision just a few years after he circumcised himself. After he did that, his foreskin bled in nine places, doctors sutured it at hospital and his penis became infected.

DJW's lawyer, Doug Christie, said, "He learned from that experience to do things differently." More

Elderly Man With Oxygen Tank Robs La Jolla Bank

Experts Fear Crime May Be Part Of A New Trend For Elderly LA JOLLA, Calif. -- A neatly-dressed elderly male robber carrying an oxygen tank presented a demand note to a teller at a La Jolla bank Saturday and fled on foot with an unknown amount of cash, police said.

The heist was reported at 10:12 a.m. at the San Diego National Bank in the 7800 block of Ivanhoe Ave., according to San Diego police Sgt. Ray Battrick.

It was unclear whether the man had a weapon, the sergeant said. The robber was described as a white man in his 70s with white hair, a gray mustache and glasses, 6 feet 6 inches tall, wearing a white beret, argyle sweater and brown sports jacket, a dispatcher said.

It's not often you see a bank robbery suspect believed to be in his 70s or 80s carrying an oxygen tank with tubes in his nose. More

Expecting Sex With Craigslist Prostitute, Robbed Instead

craigslist ho had a sideline of robbery SAN DIEGO -- A 34-year-old man who went to a La Mesa motel, apparently thinking he was going to have sex with a 17-year-old girl who advertised on craigslist, was robbed, and police arrested the girl and an accomplice, police said Tuesday.

The victim, whose name police withheld, met the girl at a room at the Heritage Inn, 7851 Fletcher Parkway, around 10:35 p.m. Monday, La Mesa police Lt. David Bond said.

After some brief sexual touching, the man gave the girl $100 for additional sexual services, Bond said.

About that time, a man in a mask came out of the bathroom with a knife, he said, and the would-be john fled and called police. More

Fripp Island golfer loses arm to alligator

Experts Fear Crime May Be Part Of A New Trend For Elderly A 77-year-old man lost his arm below the elbow Thursday when he was attacked by an alligator while playing golf on Fripp Island.

The man, the father of a Fripp Island property owner, was playing the 11th hole of the island's Ocean Creek Golf Course at about 3 p.m. when the attack occurred. The victim was leaning down to pick up his ball when a 10-foot long alligator grabbed his arm, said Kate Hines, general manager of the Fripp Island Property Owners Association.

Hines said the alligator dragged the man into a nearby pond and went into a series of "death rolls," a technique the reptile uses to tear apart its food. The man lost his arm in the struggle. More

Woman Sets Self On Fire At Mall

roasted woman in mall MIAMI -- A woman has been hospitalized after she set herself on fire inside a South Florida mall on Thursday afternoon, police said.

Witnesses said the woman, whom police identified as 42-year-old Cecilia Casals, lit herself on fire inside a store at the Mall of the Americas.

Police said Casals tried to commit suicide by covering her clothing with accelerant before setting herself on fire.

The woman stunned shoppers when she walked out of a boutique near Ross with her body covered in flames.

"When she walked out of the bathroom, she was lit on fire. She was walking to the middle of the mall. People started screaming hysterically," said witness Jose Morales. More

Man escapes charges for barbecuing pet dog

Man's family is from Tonga where eating a dog is not uncommon A man who roasted his pet dog to enjoy as a meal with his family and friends escaped prosecution after authorities in New Zealand determined the animal was killed humanely.

"We were in a dilemma at seeing something we were fairly upset about -- but being in a position of being able to do absolutely nothing about it," said Garth Halliday, of the Auckland Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, on Monday.

The SPCA -- which investigates acts of animal cruelty and presses charges -- responded to the house in Mangere, south of Auckland. There, officers found the charred body of a Staffordshire terrier cooking in a barbecue pit. More

Sheriff fires one deputy, suspends 3 others after Round Rock incident

Photograph of waitress posing with sheriff's rifle The five Midland County Sheriff’s Office deputies involved in the photography incident with a scantily-clad waitress holding a county-issued rifle in Round Rock have all received disciplinary action, including one deputy who was terminated and three who have been suspended without pay.

Sheriff Gary Painter apologized to the citizens of Midland County at a press conference Wednesday afternoon for the actions his deputies were involved in while attending a patrol interdiction class in Cedar Park last week.

“I am very embarrassed by what happened and hurt at the same time,” Painter said, adding he understands if those in law enforcement want to unwind or drink from time to time.

“But in this particular instance, people got stupid real quick ... It went from not very smart to very stupid in about 30 seconds.” More

Man jailed for not supporting someone else's child

dude gets scammed by family court jackals ADEL, Ga. - A Georgia man spent more than a year behind bars for failing to pay child support for a child that wasn't his, but he was released after DNA tests showed he wasn't the father.

Frank Hatley, 50, had been jailed since June 2008 for not making payments, but two separate DNA tests in the last nine years showed he was not the father of the boy, who is now 21.

Southern Center for Human Rights attorney Sarah Geraghty won Hatley's release at a hearing Wednesday in Superior Court. A court order has also relieved him of his financial obligation to the Georgia Department of Human Resources.

"State child support officials have shown extraordinarily poor judgment in Mr. Hatley's case," Geraghty said. More

Men-only train cars sought in groping fears

subway gropers cause mayhem TOKYO (Reuters) - Many women taking the crowded train in Tokyo opt for women-only carriages during the rush hour to avoid gropers.

Now, for fear of being accused of groping, some are asking for carriages reserved for men as well.

Ten shareholders of Seibu Holdings, which runs trains in the Tokyo area, have petitioned for carriages reserved for men.

"There have been many cases of groping, as well as false charges of groping, on Seibu Railway," the shareholders said in a notice seeking a vote at the company's annual meeting. More

Woman Accused Of Killing Newborn, Ate Brain

Otty Sanchez was told by the devil to eat her baby SAN ANTONIO — The scene was so gruesome investigators could barely speak: A 3 1/2-week-old boy lay dismembered in the bedroom of a single-story house, three of his tiny toes chewed off, his face torn away, his head severed and his brains ripped out.

"At this particular scene you could have heard a pin drop," San Antonio Police Chief William McManus said Monday.

"No one was speaking. It was about as somber as it could have been."

Officers called to the home early Sunday found the boy's mother, Otty Sanchez, sitting on the couch with a self-inflicted wound to her chest and her throat partially slashed, screaming "I killed my baby! I killed my baby!" police said. She told officers the devil made her do it, police said. More

Daily sex 'best for good sperm'

daily practice makes better sperm Having sex every day improves sperm quality and could boost the chances of getting pregnant, research suggests.

In a study of men with fertility problems, daily ejaculation for a week cut the amount of DNA damage seen in sperm samples.

Speaking at a fertility conference, the Australian researcher said general advice for couples had been to have sex every two or three days. More

Assault victim bites off attacker's tongue

bad tongue action A man was arrested in a hospital emergency room where he had gone for treatment about an hour after a woman he allegedly raped bit off his tongue, police said.

Murrieta police were summoned to the apartment in the 24000 block of Hancock Avenue around 10:23 a.m. There they found a woman with injuries consistent with a violent assault, according to a police news release.

Officers found a severed tongue at the scene.

Around 11 a.m., the suspect, 32-year-old Ronald McGowan, of West Covina, arrived at the Rancho Springs Medical Center in Murrieta, police said. More

New Zealand airline issues nude safety video

airline safety is important New Zealand's national airline has adopted a cheeky way to encourage passengers to watch its in-flight safety video: The cabin crew's uniforms are nothing but body paint.

The "Bare Essentials of Safety," screening in the cabins of planes flying Air New Zealand's main domestic routes, has gone viral online. It had 1.2 million YouTube views by Friday, four days after it was launched. In the video, three cabin staff and a pilot, all in full body paint applied to look like their uniforms, talk viewers through the aircraft's safety procedures. A demonstration seat belt, life jacket and arm rests are strategically positioned during the 3 1/2-minute video to protect the cabin crew's ... discretion. Passengers are shown ogling, mostly in appreciation. More

One in Five Americans Pee in Pool

pool cleanliness begins with you Findings from a recent survey show that when it comes to public pools this summer, watch thy fellow swimmer closely! Rather than worry about the availability of lounge chairs, lockers, and food and beverages, swimmers should be thinking more about basic questions of pool water cleanliness.

According to a survey conducted by the Water Quality & Health Council, 84 percent of Americans believe their fellow swimmers participate in unhygienic pool behavior - and they may be right. In fact, almost half (47%) admit to one or more behaviors that contribute to an unhealthy pool.

Peeing in the pool?

One in five say they've done it (17%) - and eight in ten (78%) are convinced their fellow swimmers are guilty. As far as showering goes - forget it. Roughly one third (35%) pass the shower without stopping and three quarters (73%) say their fellow swimmers fail to shower before swimming. More

Britain's 66 y/o mum tried for an IVF baby five years ago

when most are grannies, she is a mum The woman expecting to become Britain's oldest mother tried to have a child through IVF around five years ago, a friend said yesterday.

Elizabeth Adeney, 66, was left 'emotionally exhausted' by the process and considered giving up.

But she persevered after seeking advice and is now expecting her child - understood to be a son - weeks before her 67th birthday.

The friend said: 'Liz first failed to fall pregnant several years ago and only wanted to go through the process again if it was likely to work. More

8-year-old Saudi girl divorces 50-year-old husband

8 year old, Unayzah was given in marriage by her father to a much older man. An 8-year-old Saudi girl has divorced her middle-aged husband after her father forced her to marry him last year in exchange for about $13,000, her lawyer said Thursday. Saudi Arabia has come under increasing criticism at home and abroad for permitting child marriages. The United States, a close ally of the conservative Muslim kingdom, has called child marriage a "clear and unacceptable" violation of human rights.

The girl was allowed to divorce the 50-year-old man who she married in August after an out-of-court settlement had been reached in the case, said her lawyer, Abdulla al-Jeteli. The exact date of the divorce was not immediately known.

A court in the central Oneiza region previously rejected a request by the girl's mother for a divorce and ruled that the girl would have to wait until she reached puberty to file a petition then. There are no laws in Saudi Arabia defining the minimum age for marriage. Though a woman's consent is legally required, some marriage officials don't seek it. More

Feds plug a real leak: Cameras reveal alleged elevator urinator at IRS center

IRS gets hosed for a change DETROIT - An agent used surveillance cameras to confirm a smelly suspicion: Someone had been urinating in a freight elevator at an Internal Revenue Service data center in Detroit.

Authorities filed a criminal charge Tuesday against Michael Hicks. In an affidavit, treasury agent Delmaria Scott said she interviewed Hicks in January 2008 and he admitted urinating in the elevator for months. Scott said Hicks did it "because he felt he could get away with it." It cost $4,600 to clean the elevator. More

Blind Bakersfield boy: 'Daddy ate my eyes'

Four-year-old Angelo Mendoza Jr. told police, "my daddy ate my eyes." Police believe a Bakersfield man bit the eyeball out of his son's face and ate it, according to court documents. The 4-year-old's other eye was damaged beyond repair, reports said.

The boy's missing eye could not be located, reports said, and he told a detective, ''Daddy ate my eyes.''

Prosecutors have charged Angelo Vidal Mendoza Sr., 34, with mayhem, torture and child cruelty. He's being held in the downtown jail in lieu of $1 million bail. More

 

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