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Sheep Testicles Served to Nevada Diners

Rocky mountain oysters are a versatile meat. They can be fried, barbecued, stuffed, ground up and sauteed. However, they are not seafood, nor are they oysters. They are animal testicles.

They've been used in Vietnamese food, nachos, tacos and sloppy Joes. And even though they're a versatile food, animal testicles still are not universally accepted.

"We try to get families from all over to try them, but they're all 'nuh-uh,'" said Shauna Reese, 32, of Reno. "It's just another tender meat."

Reese, like a few hundred other people in Virginia City, waited in up to hourlong lines Saturday for the tiny morsels during the 16th annual Mountain Oyster Fry. Five booths had about 130 pounds of sheep testicles to serve between noon and 2 p.m. More

Real life Grand Theft Auto played by 14 year old girl

Grand Theft Auto is a game that enables people to steal cars and drive around commiting violence and mayhem. That was not good enough for Jatteria Nixon, a 14-year-old girl in Central Florida who was arrested on grand theft charges for the fifth time in five months.

A local news broadcast showed video of Nixon being taken into custody Wednesday after being captured by Orange County's specialized auto trap unit.

"This is her fifth grand theft auto arrest in five months," Orange County sheriff's Sgt. Carlos Espinosa said.

"Nixon has become a poster child for what authorities are calling a juvenile crime epidemic," Local 6's Jessica D'Onofrio said. "It's frustrating for authorities because these kids only stay in detention or jail for such a short period of time." More

Sudan Man Forced to Marry Goat

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal. The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said. More

More Than Just Coffee Being Perked Here

In a short, sheer, baby-doll negligee and coordinated pink panties, Candice Law is dressed to work at a drive-through espresso stand in Tukwila, and she is working it.

Customers pull their trucks up to the window, where Law greets each with an affectionate nickname, blows kisses, and vamps about as she steams milk for a mocha. "You want whipped cream?" she asks, a sly smile playing on her pierced lip.

The next customer rolls up, and Law throws a long leg onto the window sill, like an indie-rock ballerina at the barre.

"Do you like my leg warmers?" she asks. "Aren't they hot?" More

Desperate Housewife from Outer Space

A wife and mother of three, Lisa Nowak had a very good life going.

A test pilot, auronautical engineer and NASA shuttle astronaut, her career was literally in orbit.

But one day she decided to flush that life down the toilet over an obsession with a rival in a romantic triangle.

Seen here in before and after pictures, she had an exciting romp in which she drove nonstop for 900 miles, wearing diapers so as not to stop for restroom duties, then accosted and assaulted a perceived rival for the attentions of a fellow astronaut. Ms. Nowak put the "ass" in the term astronaut that day. Now she is charged with a kidnapping and attempted murder plot as carefully planned as a shuttle mission.

Not to fear, although her NASA career is an interesting part of her resume, she has joined the ranks of people feeding the insatiable appetites of tabloid type media and talk shows. She is right in there with runaway bride Jennifer Wilbanks, Paris Hilton, Kevin Federline and the thousands of other ersatz celebrities. Her possible book deals, movie rights and other media packages can far outstrip her meager astronaut pay.

On a brighter and timely note, NASA has claimed that they are going to start putting into place procedures to screen what kind of people they are going to hand over control of their billions of dollars worth of assets and equipment. More

Bra Saves Woman from Bullet

St. Petersburg , FL - One woman discovered on New Year's Eve that her bra could do more than lift and support when a falling bullet was halted by the bra strap on her left shoulder.

Debbie Bingham, 46, an Atlanta resident visiting family in St. Petersburg, said her gold-colored bra slowed the falling bullet during the holiday celebrations.

Her injuries may have been much more severe had it not been for her bra strap, said George Kajtsa, St. Petersburg Police Department spokesman. More

Heart Attack Grill Gives Nurses Group Apoplexy

Tempe, AZ - It may not be the best-known restaurant in Arizona, but Tempe's Heart Attack Grill sure is getting more than its share of publicity lately.

The web site proclaims, "Ours is a world in which insane political correctness stands as a barrier between the average man and his pursuit of happiness, the Heart Attack Grill offers a well-deserved respite of comfort and simplicity. Pondering "Single, Double, or Triple" and "go with a Bud or go with a Heineken" are the toughest mental gymnastics that anyone should have to perform."

The restaurant serves such fat-laden fare as "Bypass Burgers" and "Flatliner Fries." But it isn't such artery-clogging food that has put the place on the media map.

It is the waitresses, who dress in revealing naughty-nurse uniforms with cleavage-baring tops. That has raised the ire of Sandy Summers, a founder and the executive director of the advertisement Baltimore-based Center for Nursing Advocacy. More

High School Wrestler Charged With "Digital Penetration"

Sioux Falls, SD- If the sight of high school wrestlers intertwined on a mat has ever tripped your "gaydar", then this story might confirm your suspicions.

Demonstrating that "digital penetration" is not just a move for hackers, a former Parker High School student has been charged with rape and attempted rape.

A Turner County Judge opened court documents to the public that reveal what the defendant, Jerome Hunt, says happened.

In recently released court papers some of Jerome Hunt's teammates on the Parker wrestling team allege digital penetration of the rectum through their clothing or attempted digital penetration through their clothing.

In those court documents hunt denies digital penetration, but did not deny that he may have used a wrestling move, or "skinned" some of his teammates. More

Man Charged With Painting Goats Genitals

Mahopac, NY- Gail Fiero said her family was devastated on Thanksgiving morning to find that their three pet goats had been abused: held down and spray painted, then sickened by eating several pornographic magazines left behind by their abuser.

Drew A. Gagnon of Mahopac, 37, is due in Carmel Town Court on Monday, charged with third-degree burglary, a felony, plus three misdemeanor counts of animal-cruelty and one of third-degree criminal trespass, police said.

Gagnon is accused of breaking into the Fiero barn on Croton Falls Road, spray painting the three goats in their genital area with bright orange paint and leaving the magazines, police said. More

Greyhound Bus takes Dump on SUV and People

Toledo, OH - The 911 call from two years ago says it all. During the call, Angela Stokes tells the operator, "We're driving down the expressway and this Greyhound bus, all of its waste. He just evacuated his stuff all over our car!" The Stokes followed the bus, and its ID numbers to the 911 operator.

"The contents of the tank toliet -- paper, feces," exploded as the family merged onto 75 North off of the Willis Parkway entrance ramp said Robert Stokes. "We took one through the windows, through the sunroof -- we were all wet with it. I had to turn on the windshield wiper; you could see pieces of toilet paper going down the road." The sewage covered Robert, Anglea, and their two young children. More

Teacher suspected of sex with student

FORT COLLINS, CO - Former Brighton Charter High School teacher Carrie McCandless carried on a romance with a 17-year-old student, which included the exchange of 76 text messages in a single day, according to her arrest affidavit.

She also supplied the students she was chaperoning on a late-October field trip with alcohol and "did everything except have sex" with the male student during the Estes Park outing, the affidavit said.

McCandless' behavior during that weekend ultimately led to felony charges against her of sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust and contributing to the delinquency of a minor by providing at least one student with alcohol. More

Michigan Man Screws the Pooch

A 44-year-old Saginaw man has been jailed on charges of bestiality after he was seen engaged in sexual acts with a dead dog, Michigan State Police troopers said.

Ronald Kuch was arrested after police searched the area of Midland and Carter roads Friday for a man who ran away from a Bay County Animal Control officer.

The entire incident was within view of a nearby day care center.

Troopers said a woman from the day care center called for animal control because there was a dead dog near the property that had been hit by a car several days earlier. More

Father Sues To Stop Son's Circumcision

Chicago, IL - In a case closely watched by those who oppose circumcision, A judge sided with a divorced man who did not want his 9-year-old son to undergo the procedure. Circuit Judge Jordan Kaplan said that circumcision is "an extraordinary medical procedure" for a 9-year-old and that the boy can decide for himself when he turns 18.

The boy's father sued to block the operation in a dispute with his ex-wife. The couple's 2003 divorce decree gave the father the right to be consulted before the boy underwent any "extraordinary" non-emergency procedure. More

Dog eats dead master and his wife

Unable to satiate his raging Alpo fix, a dog ate his master's rotting corpse after he and his wife died in their home and lay undiscovered for weeks.

Unable to find any food, the dog, believed to be a German Shepherd, fed on Albert Sprigens's arm and head after the 82-year-old died at the couple's isolated house in Brenchley, near Pembury, Kent.

When police entered the remote property on September 7 "there was the overwhelming smell of rotting human flesh", Detective Inspector Jon Clayden told the inquest. More

Woman to face charges of sex with teen boy

A 41-year-old Farmington Hills woman faces a Nov. 27 trial on charges she had repeated sex with a 15-year-old friend of her teenage son.

Jami Lee Knox, who is married with three children, was in Oakland County Circuit Court for a pre-trial hearing Tuesday. She is charged with three counts of criminal sexual conduct and three counts of using a computer to commit a crime. She faces 45 to 75 months if convicted.

Knox was arrested this past summer after the boy's parents discovered electronic messages from her to their son. Police say she had sex with the boy in her sport-utility vehicle in the parking lot of a church and in a cemetery. More

Bad Cop, No Nookie

El Cajon, CA - Meet William Robert Taylor. He is an officer of the law charged with keeping the city of El Cajon safe from bad people. In an apparent mission creep, Taylor decided to use his authority to cruise for sexual thrills instead.

The three-year police veteran faces about 19 years in state prison if convicted of seven counts of soliciting bribes, three counts each of rape by a foreign object and sexual battery, and one count each of petty theft and attempting to dissuade a witness.

Over an 18-month period, Taylor allegedly propositioned some of the women he detained by repeatedly asking them what they would do to avoid jail time.

Sgt. James Ferguson testified that he and a partner began investigating Taylor last October for allegedly forcing a petty theft suspect to disrobe and masturbate in the back of his patrol car while he stood outside and watched. More

Baby Dies in Bucket of Mom's Vomit

NEW YORK -- The gene pool was cleaned up just a little recently when Savarin DeJesus spent her Friday night downing gin and smoking cigarettes before returning to the homeless shelter where she and her 4-month old baby girl were staying.

The 18-year-old started vomiting into a bucket next to her bed filled with cleaning solution and water, then passed out with the baby at her side, according to official reports.

. When she came to, she found the baby's head inside the bucket that contained about six inches of liquid, skin already cold. The baby was taken to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead. More

Hooking up, Wisconsin style

Cassville, WI - Nicholas Grunke was reading a newspaper when he saw a photo of Laura Tennessen. He found her very attractive. He just had to meet her and wanted their encounter to end in a sexual romp.

It didn't seem to bother Grunke that Tennessen had died in a motorcycle accident, was buried and he was reading her obituary.

So he rounded up his twin brother, Alex and a friend, Dustin Radke, all 20-years-old. Together they hatched a plan to dig up Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse. They even stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. More

Tale of two Penii

India - An Indian man born with two penises wants to get one of them removed so that he can marry, a report said on Saturday.

The 24-year-old businessman checked himself into a city hospital for the operation after having lived all his life with the rare condition medically known as penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

The doctor said the operation would be extremely complicated as surgeons would have to ensure that the retained organ was fully functional. More

Nude fountain bather defies police

Munich, Germany - A HOMELESS woman refuses to stop bathing naked in Munich's public fountains despite being repeatedly fined for breaking public nudity laws.

Bild newspaper reported today the 44-year-old woman named “Bille”, who weighs about 150kg, can be seen almost every day with her bottles of soap and shampoo bathing in one of the Bavarian capital's 183 public fountains. More

Woman accused of heroin-soaked panties

Beijing, China - A Chinese woman has appeared in court accused of transporting panties and long johns soaked in heroin, state media reported.

Wang Zhiqin, 42, from Wuhan, capital of China's central province of Hubei, was charged with transporting 1.44 kg (3.2lb) of heroin soaked into 15 items of underwear, the China Daily said. "Drug tests apparently detected heroin on them and Wang was arrested after a tip-off," the China Daily said.

On March 9, Wang is said to have arrived in Shanghai from Kunming in Yunnan Province. In a pink trunk, the prosecution say, were 15 items of underwear including long johns and panties. Drug tests apparently detected heroin on them and Wang was arrested after a tip-off.

Seriously, Wang?!?

There were no reports of investigators sniffing the panties for evidence of drugs. More

The Remorseful Serial Killer

On November 3, 1998, long-haul trucker Wayne Adam Ford, 36, walked into the Humboldt County Sheriff's Department in Eureka, Calif. His brother Rod, who accompanied him, had spent the previous day trying to convince Wayne to turn himself in to police.

Shortly after arriving at the department Wayne amazed agents when he tearfully broke down and confessed to murdering four women. His claims were further supported by the contents of a plastic bag found in his pocket during a search. Shockingly, the bag contained a severed breast.

Carlton Smith suggested in his book Shadows of Evil, the chances of a serial killer turning himself in and showing remorse for his victims is extraordinarily small. More

Man killed and barbecued after split from Thai bride

In Thailand a British man was barbecued by his Thai wife after divorcing her when she ran up massive gambling debts, a court has heard.

Toby Charnaud, 41, was clubbed to death with an iron bar and wooden staves by relatives of his ex-wife, Pannada Laoruang.

She then helped them burn his body on a charcoal fire, before chopping it up and scattering the charred remains around Kaeng Krajan National Park on the Thai-Burma border. More

Arkansas Deputy Fired for Going Topless at Campground

HOT SPRINGS, AR - A Garland County sheriff's deputy has been fired and charged with misdemeanors for allegedly going topless at a campground at Lake Ouachita.

Dawn Rene Roberson, 38, of Royal was terminated Wednesday after she turned herself in on misdemeanor charges of indecent exposure and disorderly conduct.

Roberson has a July 18 appearance set in Hot Springs District Court. She could face up to one year in jail and a $1,000 fine on the exposure charge and up to 30 days in jail and a $100 fine on the disorderly conduct charge. More

Teachers Gone Bad: Amy McElhenney

A first-year Hebron High School teacher and former Miss Texas contestant faces up to 20 years in jail after an 18-year-old student told police he had sex with the 25-year-old woman several times at her apartment in Austin Ranch.

Amy McElhenney, who taught Spanish and was a cross-country coach at the Lewisville ISD school in Carrollton, is charged with having an improper relationship with a student, a second-degree felony. She was arrested on May 25, the last day of school, posted $5,000 bail and was released.

Ms. McElhenney could not be reached for comment. The student's identity was not released. More

Caught On Tape: Woman Loses Shirt During Robbery

Kansas City, KS. -- A woman tried to steal cash from a Kansas City convenience store, but she ended up losing her shirt -- and it was caught on tape.

The attempted robbery at Kaw Drive and Kansas Avenue was caught on surveillance video. It showed a woman walking into the store at about 1:30 a.m. and grabbing a can of soda. She headed to the counter, then jumped over the counter toward the open cash register.

However, the would-be thief was foiled when store clerk Omar Takow grabbed the woman's shirt. The topless woman stole $3 and fled, but she left her shirt behind. More

Nude Cyclists Want Respect From Motorists

Mexico City, Mexico - About two dozen bicyclists rode nude through downtown Mexico City on Saturday, demanding respect from motorists and protesting the car-oriented culture in this megalopolis of 20 million.

With slogans like "Respect Bike Riders" painted on their bodies, the naked cyclists turned many heads in a city where it's rare to see even clothed cyclists braving the Bicyclists demonstrate chaotic traffic.

"Drivers don't respect us, which is why we've had to take this kind of action," said Felipe Fulop, a protest organizer. More

Woman Charged With Providing Sex, Alcohol To Teens

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. -- A Portsmouth woman has been accused of providing sex and alcohol to children under 16.

Police said Peggy Bick, 30, was already awaiting trial on indecent exposure and lewdness charges when she was arrested this week. Bick is accused of throwing an alcohol party for some teenagers and having sex with two adolescents.

Last month, police arrested Bick after a dispute with a neighbor. Police said they had to remove Bick from the other apartment, and as she was leaving, she flashed her chest at the woman and her 13-year-old son.. More

Man Accused Of Watching Cousin Through Holes

Richard Strout, of Seminole County, Fla., is a man who firmly believes some things should be kept in the family. Strout was arrested on a voyeurism charge after his cousin found hidden holes in his walls that led to her room and apparent body fluids underneath the holes, according to a police report.

The woman said she recently evicted her cousin from a home both shared. When Strout did not arrive to pick up his belongings, the woman began moving items out of room, the report said.

During the process, she noticed a hole behind a stereo speaker and another behind a poster, She then realized that the holes showed views of her adjacent bedroom and an area where she changed clothes. More

Intruder Fondles Sleeping Woman

TAMPA - A warm evening and a broken air conditioner prompted a 38-year-old woman to sleep naked with her window open Friday night.

She awoke to a tongue being slipped inside her ear by a stranger, whose body was partially inside the window.

About 4:30 a.m. Saturday, while in a deep sleep, the woman felt what she thought was a roach crawling on her. Something then brushed across her breasts and elsewhere. She turned over and cursed the bugs.

"Then, he slipped his nasty tongue inside my ear," the woman said Sunday, sitting on her front porch a block away from North Florida Avenue. When she confronted the man, "He said something in Spanish and crawled back out through the window like a crab." More

Georgia man indicted on necrophilia charge

Atlanta, GA - A man was indicted on charges of having sex with a woman after she died, authorities said.

Parker Clayton Ward of Forsyth County could face one to 10 years in prison after being charged with necrophilia.

Forsyth County sheriff's deputies said the woman's boyfriend became concerned Dec. 27 when he couldn't contact her. The boyfriend then called Ward and asked him to check on her, authorities said.

Ward, 54, notified authorities that the woman had died. But investigators became suspicious from the body's position and found the victim's clothes disturbed by someone.

When confronted by authorities, Ward admitted he had attempted sex, but denied knowing the woman was dead. More

Korbel Champagne Cellars site of sexual assault

Guerneville, California - The daughter of the owner of the Korbel Champagne Cellars in Guerneville and her fianci were arrested Friday for sexually assaulting two women who worked at Korbel's delicatessen, according to the Sonoma County Sheriff's Department.

Sheriff's officials said the women were assaulted in a weight room and spa building on Thursday after the deli closed at 4 p.m. They went to Palm Drive Hospital in Sebastopol after the alleged assault and hospital staff contacted authorities on Friday morning, the sheriff's department reported. More

Police Find Family Heirloom Is Mummified Baby

CONCORD, N.H. - A family heirloom is not going over well with police.

The mummified body of a baby kept by a Concord, N.H., family has drawn attention from investigators.

The current keeper of the baby, Charles Peavey, said the tiny mummy has been passed down in his family for many years. Concord police recently got word of the remains and they took them in for testing. A forensic anthropologist will examine the tiny corpse.

Peavey said the mummy belonged to his great-great uncle, who was born in Ashland in 1850. The family estimated that the mummy is 90 years old. More

Oregon "Devil Man" brandishes fake gun near school

BEAVERTON, Ore. - Beaverton Police were summoned to Conestoga Middle School regarding a report of a man with a gun on school property.

Two parents waiting for their child to exit the school were parked at the curb when they noticed the suspect walk by and approach a group of students in the parking lot.

They saw him pull out a black handgun from the back of his pants and show it to the group that surrounded him.

The suspect, Dusten Jacob Williams, 20, eventually put the gun into the back of his pants and rode off on his skateboard. The school was put into lockdown while police attempted to locate Williams.

He was located by responding officers several blocks away and handcuffed until authorities could determine exactly what happened. Williams was armed with a sheathed knife and a realistic looking black Glock replica Airsoft handgun which fires small plastic BB-like projectiles. More

Man fingered in door-to-door breast exam scheme

Lauderdale Lakes, Florida - Meet Philip Winikoff. The 76-year-old Florida man was arrested this morning and charged with sexual battery after he posed as a doctor and went door-to-door--black doctor's bag in hand--offering women free breast exams. According to a Broward County Sheriff's Office report, two women--ages 33 and 36--fell for the scam, which Winikoff allegedly ran in Lauderdale Lakes.

Charged with several felonies, Winikoff was booked into the sheriff's lockup, where his mug shot was snapped. Police are now investigating whether other women may have been tricked into impromptu examinations. More

Hostages super glued and released buck naked

PANORAMA CITY, CA 06 - A long, strange standoff ends peacefully, but not before one hostage is released naked and super glued.

It happened at an apartment complex in Panorama City, on the 9000 block of Moonbeam Street. Police say a family member told them the man had gone to confront another man he was in a relationship with. More

"Mrs. Dad" kidnaps children in North Carolina

ROANOKE RAPIDS, N.C. - A mother charged with abducting her two children was accused of posing as a man while on the run, and authorities say the heavyset woman with cropped hair and a slight mustache even had the kids calling her "Daddy."

White was arrested in Roanoke Rapids on Friday, more than two years after she allegedly took her children from Arizona. Investigators said she and another woman were living together as the children's father and mother.

In a statement, the U.S. Marshals Service said White had "radically changed her appearance to that of a man."

"She even went so far as to tell her children, aged 3 and 5 at the time, that she was their father," the Marshals Service said. "When she was arrested, the children, now aged 6 and 8, asked why they were arresting their Daddy." More

Shania Twain blamed for drunk driving in Canada

A KILLER drunk driver has been declared not criminally responsible for his latest spin without a licence.

Matt Brownlee, 33, was absolved of criminal liability in a court hearing following testimony from Dr. Linda Grasswick, who says Brownlee suffers "erotomanic" delusions that female celebrities, such as Shania Twain, control his actions and communicate with him telepathically.

Despite a court imposing a lifetime driving ban on Brownlee in 1997 and a seven year jail sentence for the fatal crash, he was caught behind the wheel of his father's truck on Oct. 12, 2005. It was a police officer who noticed the black pickup turning from Elgin St. onto Somerset St. and speeding off.

He told the cops he'd gone back back to Stittsville with his dad and gone to Grace O'Malley's by himself. When he went home, the door was locked and Brownlee said he went to look for a house key in his father's truck. Court heard he found the keys to the truck instead and heard the voices of famous women, particularly Twain, telling him to get in and drive away. More

Contract of Wifely Expectations drawn up by Iowa man

Travis Frey had some of his own ideas of what he wanted in a marriage, so he wrote up his own contract for his wife.

Frey drew up a bizarre four-page marriage document--a "Contract of Wifely Expectations"--that sought to establish guidelines for his spouse in terms of hygiene, clothing, and sexual activities. In return for fulfilling certain requirements, Frey offered "Good Behavior Days," or GBDs. Each GBD, Frey wrote, could be redeemed by his wife to "get out of doing the things" he requested daily.

Details of his expectations from his wife included instructions like shaving every third day, including pubic hair, and wearing only thong panties. Full details at the Smoking Gun link. More

Florida teacher avoids trial for seducing teen

OCALA, Florida - Prosecutors here dropped charges against a former teacher accused of having sex with a middle school student.

The teacher, Debra Lafave, offered her "deepest apologies" to the 14-year-old boy and his family.

Lafave, 25, said she is undergoing therapy for bipolar disorder and was "very remorseful" about the events that led to her arrest in June 2004. "My greatest regret would probably be the fact that I put this young man through this," she said. More Video

Ohio man seeks 24K high, lands in jail

Bellaire, Ohio - Patrick Tribett was arrested for "abusing harmful intoxicants" as he attempted to make a purchase at Bellaire's Dollar General Store.

The 41-year-old Tribett, it seems, had been huffing spray paint and needed a refill. According to a Bellaire Police Department report, Tribett's pupils were constricted and he replied slowly to their questions.

Then there was the matter of the gold paint on his face, seen in his booking mug shot.

Tribett, whose stellar career includes being nabbed for assault, domestic violence, and inhaling harmful intoxicants, was booked into the Belmont County Sheriff's Office lockup.” More

Arizona man accused of bestial acts with neighbor’s lamb

MESA, ARIZONA - A Mesa deputy fire chief is on paid leave after being accused of bestial acts with his nextdoor neighbor’s lamb. Maricopa County sheriff’s deputies took LeRoy Johnson, 52, into custody at his Gilbert home on Saturday.

The arrest came after the neighbor and another man said they found Johnson in a small barn in the 1200 block of East Catclaw Street; his pants were down as he held the small, young ewe to the ground, the men told deputies, according to the sheriff’s report.

His arrest came as a shock. “He’s been a great employee,” assistant chief Mary Cameli said Monday. “It’s surprising to everybody.”. More

Teacher too sexy to teach religion classes?

ROME - Was it her looks or lifestyle that led the Roman Catholic Church to cause a minor media frenzy by firing an Italian religion teacher this year?

Caterina Bonci said Church authorities decided she was just too attractive and dressed too sexy to teach religion after 14 years on the job.

The Church says it sacked the 38-year-old blonde from the central Adriatic city of Fano because she is divorced. More

Designer Vaginas: How to get your cootie sculpted

This is the latest facet of cosmetic surgery — designer vaginas. Women have already nipped, tucked, implanted and vacuumed every other part of their bodies, and are now turning their perfection-obsessed eyes to their own genitals.

Elective surgeries that promise a better sex life or more aesthetically pleasing private parts are rapidly gaining popularity — but both the medical community and cultural observers are divided over whether these are valid, beneficial surgeries or just personal vanity gone too far. More

Parrot tells owner of cheating girlfriend

LONDON - Suzy Collins had been meeting ex-work colleague "Gary" for four months in the Leeds flat she shared with her partner Chris Taylor, according to reports.

Taylor, a 30-year-old British computer programmer, grew suspicious of his live-in girlfriend when his pet parrot began to imitate her saying, “I love you, Gary.”

Things seems very odd to Taylor when Ziggy, an 8-year-old African gray parrot, would also make kissing noises whenever the name Gary was mentioned on TV. Ziggy would also mimic Suzy Collins saying, “Hiya, Gary,” every time she answered her mobile phone.

Taylor confronted his girlfriend, who confessed. He wisely escorted her to the front door, permanently. More

Don't wank and drive

Perusing porn and driving do not mix.

That is the experience of an upstate New York man as he watched a triple X film while at the wheel of his motor vehicle. More

A Tennessee man learned the same lesson when he was pulled over for driving erratically on a divided highway, and was found to be distracted because he was looking at pornography.

"When I made contact with the driver of the suspect vehicle, a Mr. David Kennedy, there were several pornographic magazines on the seat next to him," Rutherford County Deputy Tony Hall said in his report after he pulled over Kennedy. More

Girl and boy locked in the bathroom for 5 years

CARSON CITY, NV- A 16-year-old girl allegedly held captive in a bathroom for years with her brother, told authorities her grandmother beat her with a stick and withheld food from her when the two children were caught talking in December, a court document states.

The girl told officers that she slept on the floor of the bathroom on a blanket and her brother slept in a cabinet under the sink.

Adults present in the household and facing various criminal charges include grandmother Esther Rios, 56, (pictured) mother Regina Rios, 33, stepfather Tomas Granados, 33.

The trio allegedly kept the girl and her 11-year-old brother locked in the master-bedroom bathroom for about five years while three other siblings, ages 9, 12 and 17, appear to have been well fed and cared for in the family's apartment. More

Former Professor Charged With Prostitution In Her Home

A 41-year-old blonde with a doctorate degree and who is a former professor at a campus of the University of Maryland, and is alleged to be having sex for pay in her home. Police in Ellicott City, Maryland, are charging Brandy Britton with prostitution.

Ms Britton may have noted the trend for teachers to have sex with students and taken a more commercial approach. More

Toga clad panty thief caught fleeing with goods

The Bush administration is not the only people sniffing panties.

Michael Sean Ostrander, 33, of Morganton, NC was arrested after a chase that started after a woman reported hearing her burglar alarm sound and saw a man running from the back of her home, carrying clothing. The man jumped into his car and drove off, with the woman following. The woman called police, and the N.C. Highway Patrol joined the chase. More

Fast food workers fooled by prank caller

This is a cautionary tale about trust, compliance and obedience to authority. We approached it with the thought of mocking fast food employees.But after seeing the pain experienced here, we could not do that, as a likely innocent, trusting young lady had her life really shattered by this event. Unfortunately, some people who really do have the badge or office title engage people and manipulate their lives like this. The unlikely hero here is a 9th grade dropout who had the common sense to see what was just not right.

Louise was 18, and working at McDonalds. Donna Jean was the assistant manager and was on site at the time.

Then one evening on April 9, 2004 a man who called himself "Officer Scott" called the store and said an employee had been accused of stealing a purse. The caller issued an ultimatum: Louise could be searched at the store or be arrested, taken to jail and searched there.

What followed was several hours of humiliation for Louise as the caller instucted her to strip, under the view of store surveillance cameras, and directed other persons on site to perform sexual type assualts.More

Home Alone: parents ditch children to go to Vegas

Two bay area brothers, ages 5 and 9, were left home alone while their father and stepmother celebrated New Year's Eve in Las Vegas. Officers found the children unharmed on Saturday after receiving a call from a concerned relative. More

Gettin' hitched in the driveway

As a magistrate judge, Johnny Tallant's most frequent duty is officiating weddings. His return address decal features a set of wedding bells.

But Tallant, who has kept a photograph of every ceremony he has performed, will never forget the wedding that occurred Nov. 8 in his driveway in northern Forsyth County.

That was the day Tallant married Lisa Lynnette Clark, 37, identified on her marriage license as Lisa C. Howard, and a 15-year-old Gainesville boy.

He also said Monday that it was obvious the woman was pregnant. More

Gorilla Foundation settles Koko nipple fetish suit

REDWOOD CITY — A settlement has been reached in a civil suit by two former workers at The Gorilla Foundation who claimed they were routinely pressured to expose their nipples to Koko the "talking" gorilla.

"The foundation is trying to put this behind them," said Todd Roberts, attorney for the Woodside-based nonprofit devoted to protecting and preserving gorillas. It's best known for its Gorilla Language Project, teaching American Sign Language to Koko, a 34-year-old female lowland gorilla. More

Man pulls truck with penis, shuns "come-along" jokes

Giving a whole new meaning to the term "come along", a 50-year-old Californian man pulled a truck with his penis for a British film crew.

Martial arts grandmaster Tu Jin-Sheng attached himself to the truck and pulled it several yards across a car park in Fremont. More

Cabbie Caught Sprinkling Dried Feces On Food

DALLAS -- A man convicted this week for tainting grocery store baked items by sprinkling dried feces on the food is scheduled to be sentenced Thursday. Prosecutors had store surveillance videotapes from a Fiesta grocery store of two incidents in July.

"He takes his own fecal matter and spread it to the wind over the food going to the public," prosecutor Will Ramsey said in court. "It's just so disgusting and, you know what, people get hurt." More

At least the sheep are safe in South Dakota

A Sioux Falls man is charged with indecent exposure after being found partially unclothed and lying on the floor with a female mannequin in the Washington Pavilion.

Michael James Plentyhorse, 18, 708 N. Dakota Ave., was discovered by a Pavilion security officer at 4:35 p.m. Monday in the Washington High School Alumni Room, police said.

Plentyhorse, huh? Perhaps he should have been with his buddies camping out to get an Xbox 360 instead of going on the make with Dolly.

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Getting Laid - Part 1

This intrepid man used the color of authority to seek out some nookie. More

Getting Laid - Part 2

Then there is the story of the internet troll, "Come here little girl, I will give you an Xbox 360!" What is unclear is the age of his bait. I smell entrapment here. More

Getting Laid - Part 3

Not a babe magnet? When all else fails, give the lady a snort of this great stuff. More

Transvestites hoodwink tourists with kiss

There is an old saying about picking up a companion in a bar: "Be sure and check under the hood before you drive home." It is about knowing what you are going to get. Some tourists in Thailand have ignored this advice at their own peril. More

Palmdale school district perverts prevail

This case stems from a 2002 survey administered to 13 third- and fifth-graders at Mesquite Elementary School by a mental health therapist working on her doctoral degree. When parents complained, Palmdale School District officials halted the survey after they learned what questions it contained. Parents signed permission forms for the survey, but the forms made no mention of sexually oriented questions. Among its questions, the survey asked youngsters to rate how often they "can't stop thinking about sex" and "not trusting people because they might want sex."

A group of parents sued, alleging their right to control their children's upbringing had been violated. But a three-judge panel of the 9th Circuit Court ruled that "there is no fundamental right of parents to be the exclusive provider of information regarding sexual matters to children."

Now the U.S. Congress wants to pile on to this heap of fun. More

Humans on display in London zoo

Donning nothing but fig leaves, three men and five females take their place next to the lions, giraffes and lizards, as part of a four-day exhibit showing off Homo Sapiens — plain old people like you and me — at the London Zoo. More

More than just an ancient "bone" found in a cave

28,000 year old culpted and polished stone "tool" is found in a German cave, uncanny resemblence to bratwurst.

Its life size suggests it may well have been used as a sex aid by its Ice Age makers, scientists report. "In addition to being a symbolic representation of male genitalia, it was also at times used for knapping flints," More

When lonely teens boys can not find a date

Spartanburg, South Carolina teen rapes a dog, neighbors want him gone. Neighbor Bill Johnson says, "As a community we shouldn't have to watch our kids every second they're playing. We want him out of this neighborhood." More

Clinton mulls offer, 40 goats to buy Chelsea

On a recent trip to Kenya, former US president Bill Clinton has been offered 40 goats and 20 cows for his daughter by a love-struck African government official. "This is even better than the pit bull I got for Hillary", Clinton muses. More

Blind man has sex with guide dog

Prosecutors have difficulty charging him with anything, because there is no Florida law against what he is alleged to have done. Besides, he is blind, and we might have just have a case of mistaken identity here. See for yourself. More

Seattle man "mounts" a horse, but no law broken

After a Seattle man died from injuries sustained while having sex with a horse boarded on a Enumclaw-area farm, King County sheriff's detectives investigate. The county Medical Examiner's Office ruled that the death was accidental and the result of having sex with a horse.

A surveillance camera picked up the license plate of the car that dropped the man off at the hospital, which led detectives to the farm and other people involved.Deputies don't believe a crime occurred because bestiality is not illegal in Washington state and the horse was uninjured. More

Drunk Beaver found with stolen Ram from gay sheep project

CORVALLIS, Ore. -- An Oregon State football had a stolen sheep in the bed of his pickup when he was pulled over for speeding last week, Benton County authorities said.

Defensive tackle Ben Siegert, 20, was charged with driving under the influence of intoxicants after failing field sobriety tests.

Siegert told the (Corvallis) Gazette-Times that he had nothing to do with the stolen ram. "I don't know anything about that," he said. "I'm from a city. I don't know anything about sheep." More

Naked man nabbed after beach thefts

He robbed others, but found foolproof method to avoid pickpockets. More

Useless tsunami aid: thong panties

Aid poured in from around the world for the Dec. 26 tsunami, but some of those wanting to help were perhaps too eager, shipping items of no use in tropical Sri Lanka. Items sent to the location of the disaster include winter jackets, expired cans of salmon, stiletto shoes, winter tents, thong panties and even Viagra — and have left Sri Lankans scratching their heads. More

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